When you stick your thick cock into a woman's pussy and run away without cumming, as if to say gotcha! Alternatively, it can mean simply having sex with a woman once and disappearing into the mist. The least popular use of the term is when you cut a hole in the condom and blast away never to return.
Guy 1: Did you hear that girl's boyfriend got her a dick in a box for Christmas?
Guy 2: Ding Dong Ditch is what I'd give her.
Guy 1: Ding Dong Ditch the bitch.
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Knocking at someone's door and running.
bib: hey lets ding-dong-ditch someones house

been: let's go!
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Show a girl your Dingdong, do the dirty, then ditch her.
Oh, hey, here's my Dingdong.... Bang bang and ditch her -JJD, Watervliet, Ny Dingdong ditch
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a black person knocks on a door and since they are all good at sports they run away. The person who answers the door usually says they just ding dong ditched didn't they?
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The act of setting up from a distance and throwing multiple Hostess Ding Dongs at the victims door until the victim awnsers the door, then proceed to run.
Ding Dong Ditcher: Bombs Away!!!

Vitim: WTF!!!!

Ding Dong Ditcher: Seeya!

Victim: I hate Hostess, always promoting the Ding Dong Ditch.
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ding-dong ditch: a verb. This applies to when a woman has sexual relations with a man and then no longer desires any sort of further interaction with the person.
Woman I: Hey, what ever happened to that guy that you met at the bar?

Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.
by Tomorrow Call July 28, 2010
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