Top Definition
to knock on an anonymous door and run away
i'm bored let's go ding dong ditch someone
by spltbird November 25, 2002
Show a girl your Dingdong, do the dirty, then ditch her.
Oh, hey, here's my Dingdong.... Bang bang and ditch her -JJD, Watervliet, Ny Dingdong ditch
by UntwinedCartoons June 01, 2014
1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.
At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.
by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015
ding-dong ditch: a verb. This applies to when a woman has sexual relations with a man and then no longer desires any sort of further interaction with the person.
Woman I: Hey, what ever happened to that guy that you met at the bar?

Woman II: Oh, that dude? I ding-dong ditched him. I don't have time for that shit.
by Tomorrow Call July 28, 2010
also known as nigger knocking.
a black person knocks on a door and since they are all good at sports they run away. The person who answers the door usually says they just ding dong ditched didn't they?
by charleytheunicorn August 14, 2011
The act of setting up from a distance and throwing multiple Hostess Ding Dongs at the victims door until the victim awnsers the door, then proceed to run.
Ding Dong Ditcher: Bombs Away!!!

Vitim: WTF!!!!

Ding Dong Ditcher: Seeya!

Victim: I hate Hostess, always promoting the Ding Dong Ditch.
by SwAg WeAr May 12, 2010
When you are giving a guy oral sex and as soon as he is going to cum you get the hell out of the way as quickly as possible. "Ditching" It.
"I totally ding dong ditched John last night"
"Man she ding dong ditched me yesterday in bed!"
by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 24, 2010
beef stewing (definition #7) a girl (or a guy, i dont judge), and then kissing her/him.
after pastor tom ding dong ditched mary clarence, she decided she was going to penguin him the next time before she boston pancaking his brother
by clint from huntingtown December 19, 2009

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