A small dent in my car caused by some cretin opening his car door into me. Could also be caused by a kid pushing an overloaded shopping cart through the parking lot.
Goddamnit! Lookit that frigging DING. I'll kill the bastard.
by Tom LaBelle February 07, 2005
The verb - 'to ding'
If you 'ding' it means that on an internet based website, facebook, myspace or forums, when there is a thread running you say something completely random or inappropriate, which kills the conversation or thread, dead.
"Hey Pete, I totally Dinged when I was on this forum the other day talking about the advantages of men sitting down while they piss, I commented saying; 'I sat down and pissed on a puppy the other day'... and no one else replied"

"Wow you really Dinged that!"
by ilovetoding January 05, 2010
Used in the Greek system to denote when a member should under no circumstances be allowed as a brother/sister in the house.
Steaky Frat Guy X: Does anyone want to Ding him?
Steaky Frat Guy Y: DING! He was hitting on my girlfriend last weekend.
by Bearded Clam Festival October 26, 2009
1. the act of being knocked the hell out
2. the act of being the victim of a "one hitter quiter"
1. -watching a UFC bout and Chuck Liddel knock outs his opponent- DING BITCH!!!!
2. -watching Fight Quest, Kajukenbo, and Doug fighting his sparring fight head kicks his opponent and sends his ass to the ground- DING!!!!!
by MMA Specialist August 09, 2009
A vagina, as it goes well with dong.
He stuck his dong in her ding. Ding dong!
by DoctorKrabs January 01, 2012
A remark to shout out when someone says something stupid or not at all funny
Jolene: "A man walks in to a bar ... ouch" (short silence whilst no-one laughs)

James: DING!!!
by kuala timz September 10, 2010
A person wearing a Canadian tuxedo, or jean pants with a jean jacket.

If they have some sort of hair on the jacket, such as wool or fur, they become a Ding with fur/ wool.
*person in Canadian tuxedo walks by*

Did you just see that Ding with fur? Hilarious
by FB5280 January 13, 2010
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