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cat distribution system 

When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.
"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"
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susquenita school district 

The worst damn school I have ever seen. The teachers are bitches. The students are assholes. In the rare case that a teacher actually is good and cares about their students, they are bullied by the students anyway. The hallways are trashy. The staff is way too strict, walking HIGH SCHOOLERS to and from lunch, having assigned lunch seats, and you can’t even get up without asking. The teachers control your lives, they act as if we didn’t have any other classes, so they assign hours of homework.
random dude 1: My school is so bad, teachers and students are jerks, the staff is strict, the teachers assign stacks upon stacks of homework. The hallways are so mes-
random dude 2: let me guess, you go to susquenita school district?

Pink Light District 

Pink-Light District is English-language nomenclature referring to brothels fronting as hair salons in China. The term derives from Red-Light District but is specific to the P.R.C., as Chinese brothels are identifiable nationwide by the transparent-pink film that typically covers hair salon sliding glass doors. Such hair salons usually operate in small clusters, hence forming a "district." The term "Pink Light District" is a neologism directly attributable to, and first seen in print in, the book CHINA: Portrait of a People (Tom Carter, 2008), which features in part a series of revelational photographs of various pink-light districts across China, the first published book ever to do so. The term is not, however, commonly used by the Chinese themselves.
Thousands of suspected prostitutes were arrested last weekend during a city-wide police sting of Beijing's notorious pink light district.
Pink Light District by BBHK June 24, 2010

Dimitri Rascalov

Dimitri Rascalov is the main antagonist in Grand Theft Auto 4, we all love to hate him. Some backstory about him is he is Russian, he betrayed Niko Bellic by making Niko kill Mister Faustin. There is a mission that is the one before the ending or one of the endings. Pegorino tells Niko that he has to do a deal with Dimitri but Phil Bell will be with him. At this point Niko calls Kate and she says to not do the deal while Roman wants you to. If you do the deal you get the money but Dimitri sends a hitman to kill Niko it fails because Niko fights the hitman, the hitman's gun fires into Roman's back killing him. Little Jacob and Niko get in a car and chases Dimitri's goons and when Niko goes to kill Dimitri, Dimitri kills Pegorino and then Niko kills Dimitri on Happiness Island. Then there is the revenge ending where you don't do the deal and Roman tells you that Dimitri is on the boat the Niko came to Liberty City on. Then at Roman's wedding Pegorino shoots Kate, then Roman, Niko, and Little Jacob go to kill Pegorino, Niko kills Pegorino on Happiness Island.
Dimitri Rascalov is the main antagonist
look at this dimeria that i found
dimeria by Brain_Ded June 3, 2020

District Manager 

A semi higher up(usually retail) who spews out bad ideas from their higher ups that will ultimately help Wal-Mart kill the company faster.

99.9% of the time these people have zero idea what they are talking about and just serve to make a persons time in retail far worse than it should be.

I am the District Manager you have to listen me!!!!!

Extended Warranties and Instant Credits will save this company.

I am cutting your stores hours.

You are fired for pointing out that I am stupid.
District Manager by ecco6t9 April 6, 2009