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Mommy Dimitrescu 

Mommy Dimitrescu is what you need in life, a 9-foot tall titty vampire goddess, one that you can tell your problems to, or run into her warm LARGE arms. Mommy Dimitrescu will love you and care for you, everything will be alright when she's) there, but pro tip DONT SIMP (Unless your name is Mark mixed with multiplier), she's your Mother now, so dump out your old one, and embrace life with Mommy Dimitrescu.
I WANT MOMMY DIMITRESCU TO SIT ON ME AGGRESIVLEY

SLICE ME TO RIBBONS MOMMY DIMITRESCU
COME GET MY MANTHING MOMMY DIMITRESCU

lady dimitrescu 

The 9'6ft tall vampire milf claimed by the lgbtq+ community
"Have you seen Lady Dimitrescu's tag on ao3? Damn, it's all gay! The gays took the tall lady for themselves and told Capcom their job is done, bye-bye ma'am, she belongs to them now."

dicktired 

Complete exhaustion of body, mind, and spirit after a long session of strenuous sex.
Gib wanted to go chase some hoes but I was dicktired after 15 hours with that Asian girl. I couldn’t even think about getting out of bed.
dicktired by Dickmythology December 6, 2019

dumbtired 

Someone who is too tired to make food to feed themselves, which makes them dumb. This usually causes starvation and leads to death, which for us gen z kids isn't so bad.
'I'm so hungry'
'Make yourself food'
'I'm too dumbtired.'
dumbtired by DevilishHalo January 10, 2019

dimitrece 

Dimitrece you smell really bad
dimitrece by xoxomeeee September 4, 2015

dimitrescu 

Anyone who can attack someone maliciously with massive nails
I was just attacked, it must me DIMITRESCU
dimitrescu by MichelangeloGiant September 13, 2021