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Do It Myself; referring to masturbating or pleasuring yourself. To have sex with yourself. Plural: D.I.M.S.
"I'm gonna do some D.I.M.S. and then I'll feel better."
by anonymous6543743 August 19, 2009
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1.
dim
Someone not very bright.
"What a dim fool."
by CS January 08, 2004
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2.
Dim
To beat up nerds
Look at those nerds! Let's dim the shit out of them!
by jdawg123456777 May 08, 2011
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Dim
The opposite of 'bright'.
1) Little Tim is rather dim because he can't spell very well.

2) The room's kinda dim; you might need to change the light bulb.
by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005
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Dick In Mouth Syndrome; refers to the awkwardness that results when you run into someone whom you've preformed oral sex on, but are not in a relationship with. Can also refer to a one night stand, someone you've had sex with once, but you are not friends with them, or in a relationship with them. Can be used by either men or women.
When we were at the bar, we ran into someone you've given oral sex and my friend asked me, "what was that about?" and I said "DIMS" and she said, "Ohhh"
by xtinawins April 06, 2006
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dim
A person who has such a compelling effect on you.

You fall in love with dims.

You are forever like magnets that attract but also repel. You are forever going to be inlove with them and once you think your moving on they will come back into your life. They wont neccesarily be the best person for you but you cant explain it they just have this thing over you.

If they are your first love you have to have strength to get over them.

dim coming from the term dimme (demon) they are your demon of love and lust

dim also coming from the two peole who inspired this.
"I dont kno how to explain it i guess he's my dim"

"Dont worry i know how you feel i have a guy/girl like that too join the dim club!"

"So hows the dim situation?" "He msgd me lastnight"
by hopelessygotadim June 17, 2009
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Dim
Dim is not a noun, but a verb. To 'Do a Dimmy' is simply to pull off any feat of mere awesomeness.

Generally related to alcohol and women related activities, one achieves a sense of 'Dim-ness' by successfully completing an act of gloriousness, leaving the crowd in awe.
To Dim is to be a lord of alcohol. To wear Toga's, and have Levels play as entry music upon your entry to every single place you attend. To have the Gods of beer happily shine down upon you. Dim doesn't even get drunk, Alcohol gets Dim'ed.

They say only one man has thus far been able to achieve such immortality. Legend states most Eastern religions believe him to be the messiah.
Others call him by his birth name, the one and only David Outrata.

Dim is not only a lifestyle.
Dim is a legacy.
No joke, he just completely pulled a Dimmy, and slammed down an entire slab, before having sex with the entire Oakland Raiders cheersquad!
by Captain Splendifferous November 12, 2012
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DIMS is an extension of the phrase 'Martin Is Dan's Dad'. DIMS stands for 'Dan Is Martin's Son'. It follows many variations of the phrase, including MSID (Martin's Son Is Dan), DDIM (Dan's Dad Is Martin), FODIM (Father Of Dan Is Martin), SOMID (Son Of Martin Is Dan), etc. Likewise it is possible to become obsessed with these words, leading to random shouting of the acronyms (and associated words like 'Hall' or 'Father'), withdrawal symptoms and writing the aforementioned phrases onto anything that comes to hand.
Mum: 'Have you done your homework?'
Obsessed Child: 'No, but DIMS, so... FODIM HALL SON MIDD RADAR!!!!!'
by xObsessedbbzx January 12, 2011
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