Diluted

To be so far removed from reality that most doubt the capability to function in the real world.

You guys are so diluted that it's not even funny anymore.

by PineappleJuice March 1, 2015

diluted

To be inebriated or drunk (idea of blood becoming diluted in alcohol).

Megan became totally diluted during the prom after party.

by ZWingless September 21, 2007

Diluted

Your shits weak

Sandra: nooo, youre deluded
Me: you're diluted!

by npf_za November 15, 2011

diluted

To be inebriated or drunk (idea of blood becoming diluted in alcohol).

Megan became totally diluted during the prom after party.

by ZWingless September 21, 2007

dilute into thinking

As opposed to the term "delude yourself", this is also a phrase and is real. It means to spread yourself out so thin(like water) that you believe something that is obviously untrue.

You were dilute into thinking that she was going to share her Totino's pizza rolls with you. They're Totino's!!

by Pseudo:hymn October 29, 2015

diluted happiness

Being happy with your friends and still thinking about a special someone who won't let you be truly happy because they continue to control your life and happiness... but when you let go of that someone... you learn the meaning of true happiness and appreciate the friends you have around you.

I was suffering from diluted happiness because of my ex, but when I learned to let go of him I found out what true happiness really is.

by Felix da Cat 143 August 22, 2011

Cost diluter

The person or persons you invite to a vacation or a night out to help cover the cost of the event. “B listers with cash”

Damn, this Vegas vacation house is going to be expensive! You know we have to call Mike, he’s our cost diluter!

by Jimpanico86 November 16, 2017