dietitian 

Nutrition expert that requires a degree and is a protected title. They don't want to be told all about how carbs are bad for you or be lectured on something you read about in a magazine and this suddenly makes you an expert on food. No it doesn't! You bell end!
With love, all British dietitians

Nurse, this patient is malnourished. Go get me a dietitian and then a cup of tea. Tally ho!

dietitian by sirlicksalotofpussy March 11, 2015

DILJIT DOSANJH 

Legend of Punjabi Industry. First indian artist followed by Billboard. First turban wearing sikh to have his statue at MADAME TUSSAUDS

Kangana -Hey do you know who is the legend of punjabi Industry?
Kylie- Yes diljit dosanjh

DILJIT DOSANJH by GREATEST OF ALL TIME April 24, 2021

diljit dosanjh-ed 

When you get into a twitter beef with an exceptionally badass stud wishing to put him down and oppress the already oppressed but are tremendously blindsided by his comebacks, that too in a language that you can’t quite understand.

Dude, did you see Sanitary Panel’s new stick figure art? She completely diljit dosanjh-ed the crybaby Supreme Court judge!

diljit dosanjh-ed by smish December 3, 2020

Diatitties 

Someone who such large tits, so large its become a disease.

*Girl comes home from doctors*
Mother: Honey what's wrong?!? Your boobs look inflamed!
Girl: I've been diagnosed

Mother: With what?
Girl: Diatitties

Diatitties by I O Dine August 28, 2014

diljith 

an amazing friend. Diljith gives great advice and will always care, and be there for you. Diljith is very smart and dedicated to his work, and has lots of corny puns. Diljith is amazing, funny, and smart.

Diljith, thank you for being there for me.

diljith by mollyyy -q September 30, 2020

Dilitary 

stubborn, obstinate, mule-headed, determined or inflexable in reference to people, things and circumstances.

If you were trying to get a bolt loose in the motor of your vehicle, and it would not turn no matter how hard you try then it would be said that "the bolt is being dilitary".

Dilitary by Wee_64 December 3, 2011

dilith

a term commonly used to replace the word "awesomeness"

I see some dilith in myself

dilith by Assfart de soisa May 14, 2015