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Dillywang 

Otherwise know as cock, penis, dick, dong, tallywacker, wiener, peepee, kickstand, disco stick, fire hose, Johnson, joystick, one eyed monster, anaconda, meat stick, pecker, rod, schlong, shaft, meat flute, tubesteak, & finally Willy.
My dillywang needs to be touched! Jimmy, quit playing with your dillywang and get out of the bathroom. While in Brazil, Doug's dillywang got some strange rash on it after visting the brothel.
Dillywang by Maureen the Dream November 20, 2009

dillywacking 

wasting time; being less than productive.
"Curtis, you shouldn't be there dillywacking when there's work to be done!"
dillywacking by cranberry. March 3, 2010

dillywick 

1. verb; to waste time with pointless activities. (noun dillywicker, one who wastes time with pointless activities.)
2. synonym: dicking around.
ex. where is john?
- He's dillywicking around.
dillywick by The OH Group July 11, 2009

dillywonker

A Kiwi unsuccessfully masquerading as a native Londoner.
Dillywonker: Go Spurs!
Londoner: Fuck off Dillywonker.
dillywonker by Jeff Jack February 26, 2011

Dillynink 

Dillynink: (n) a penis on an adult man that is smaller than average yet it’s owner is talented enough with it to satisfy almost any woman.

A positive and/or affectionate description for a smaller than average (mature adult) penis.
Johns little dillynink is amazing. It’s only four inches hard but he made me go limp for an hour.
Dillynink by Rakis June 14, 2018

dillywacking 

An activity involving matches being simultaneously flicked and lit. The matches are held like paper footballs against the striker on the matchbox. The middle or fore finger is then used to flick the match. This causes the match to be lit before flying off the box. Often played as a game with friends.
Never go dillywacking in the woods. You could start forest fires. Also, be careful not to dillywack into someone's hair.
dillywacking by Jimmy The Giant October 13, 2011