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a turd tappin, hoe baggin, cumm lovin, skin flue playin, retard rocket who his sister was spitroasted by his pimp smoothie, "dilly dick" sat there and watched and whined like a little whiny bitch while his sexii ass siters eyes crossed with orgasmic delight as she chilled on smoothies lap rocket who he, smoothie, desprately needed a stiffy relief bcuz his gurlfriend thinks shes on fuckin abstanence! as he finished with "dilly dicks" sister, he turned to "dilly dick" swung the smooth-clean arc of his palm, slicing through the air to connect with his heated-red spotted cheek!
Aahh!! ha! you mother fucking dilly dick!

dylan sailer!
by graffyking May 24, 2010