bradbury dillema 

The inability to escape work that is boring because you happen to be the best at it.

Brent's bradbury dillema was to either write all the deployment scripts himself, or have someone else fuck them up.

bradbury dillema by rejamison September 21, 2018

stan dillema 

When a certain friend or friends are unable or unwilling to respond to text messages in a reasonable time

"I'm trying to get a hold of Austin or Dylan, but neither seem to answer their phones"
"That's a class Stan Dillema"

stan dillema by 1234countingisachore September 21, 2016

The Junkie’s Dillema 

When an addict experiences discomfort when sober, but when under the influence wishes they sober.

I have finally experienced The Junkie’s Dillema

The Junkie’s Dillema by OxygenBeliever January 25, 2023

dillsmack 

an idiot, a tool, a reject.

"your are the biggest dillsmack I know"

dillsmack by axel2194 September 15, 2009

Dillama 

When you can't decide which llama to ride...

I was going to ride llamas the other day, but I couldn't decide between the ginger and the spotted one. I had a dillama.

Dillama by Mrmcchicken January 21, 2011

john dillermand 

A danish fictional character, featuring in a children's show with the same name.
He is known for having a very long and thin penis, which is also important for the plot of the show.

Did you see season two of John Dillermand yesterday?

john dillermand by JohnDillermand>Sweden May 18, 2021

dillerman

A dillerman is a word for penis.
It is used amongst weird persons.

"You have a very small dillerman!"
"Your dog has a lovely dillerman!"
"Your wife seem to have lost her dillerman!"

dillerman by Niels Daimer April 22, 2008