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a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person who is experiencing qualities that are feminine like a dildo, yet idiotic and ridiculous as ones portrayed by a douche; thus morphing the person into the phrase "dildouche".
"Did you see Roger last night? He was being such a dildouche!"

"The way you hang out with girls all the time and have a shitty personality leaves me to the conclusion that you must be a dildouche."
dildouche by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009

professor dickdouche 

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche
professor dickdouche by wangjiahua December 11, 2010

dickdouche 

Someone who cleans dude's dicks....... with their face. Another way to say "cock sucker".
"Don't be such a dick douche." "That guy Brian is such a dickdouche!"
dickdouche by "Biff Rinaldi" March 28, 2009

Dinodouche 

A person who has historically proven themself to be a douche for an extended period of time in the past.
Person 1: Sorry about stealing your girlfriend man.

Person 2: Yeah, just like the last 3 times, freakin' Dinodouche.
Dinodouche by Harold Crick March 20, 2009
Dilldough is used to make pickle bread.
Betty: "This is the best bread! It tastes like a dill pickle."

Wilma: "Thank you. It's Pickle Bread, made with Dilldough."

Betty: "I must have the recipe!"

Wilma: "It would make a great hamburger bun also."
Dilldough by dickandahalf July 7, 2010
a combination of dildo and douche bag, describing a person exhibitng qualities of both
Look at that dildouche with all that gel in his hair and shiny tshirt.
dildouche by kdeez October 16, 2009