Diva Id Like To Fuck
WOW look at Candice Michelle she is totally a dilf
An acronym for "Dad I'd Like to F***". A dilf is any man (typically between the ages of 30-50) who is incredibly attractive and has kids. They are usually really cut, from activities such as pushing strollers, giving piggyback rides, and intense trips to the local park or Disney World. They also have a killer smile and sense of childlike joy, because they play with their kids all the time. Unfortunately, getting with them is hard, as they are typically very faithful to their wife (see MILF).
Girl #1: Did you see that guy with the stroller over there? He's a total dilf!
Girl #2: Yeah, but don't go up and flirt with him. That woman with him is probably his wife.
A: Have you seen Misha Collins
with his son West?
B: Oh they're adorable together!
A: You bet! God Misha's such a dilf
acronym for Daddy I Like to Fuck.
The male equivalent of the MILF
, or Mommy I Like to Fuck
Hey Sue, look at that DILF over there, me want some of that!
Dad Id Like to Fuck, a super hot dad
mate gabriels dad is fittt!
yeah propper DILF
a smoking hot dude that has a kid that you wanna do, as in get it on
ie: Avery's dad is totally a dilf
disabled person i'd like to fuck. A hot person with a disability; i.e. down syndrome, deaf, dumb, mute, crippled, parapalegic, quadrapalegic, blind, retarded, kyle seavey, polio, measles, mumps, bubonic plague, shingles, scurvey.
I'm tryin to holler at a DILF This down syndrom chick is a DILF. Holla.