dildu

This is a word used in advertising by a major phone company because they don't have the guts to use dildo

He won't get tickets to the game because he is a dildu.
See also: BFD, used by Domino's Pizza: Big FANTASTIC Deal.

dildu by GoingLikeSixty.com May 1, 2008

Dildo Stick 

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

When a teenager feels freaky and wants to try something different but their parents won't let them have sex yet and they are too young to go to the adult store. The dildos are in use when the parents aren't at home or they are nappong, and are hidden afterwards.

James was so so horny, but was tired of jerking off and wanted some non-gay anal, so he went outside to gather the perfect dildo stick. Turns out, sanitizer burns your ass.

Dildo Stick by WhoDatFreshBoi July 16, 2018

dildialate

Verb - the hole stratching action that occurs when as dildo is being inserted into the pussy or anus.

Susy screamed when her box began to dildialate when she inserted her 12 inch dildo into her pussy.

dildialate by jrky March 2, 2009

Dildis 

What Drew Pickles, the gayest man in the universe, shoves an infinite collection of up his ass everyday.

Someone is attempting to steal the dildis.

Dildis by swellness January 9, 2012

Dildivoje

A Croatian nickname for somebody who's head looks like a male genital.

Look, his head looks like a fucking penis. Let's call him Dildivoje.

Dildivoje by Koma16 May 14, 2020

Dinosaur Dildo

A dildo, however 10 feet long and 5 feet wide. 100% certain to stretch your pussy to new limits.

“Yo my pussy is too tight. How can I stretch it out?”
“Ayyy what I used was a dinosaur dildo, and now mines so loose that you can stick your head in it!”

Dinosaur Dildo by Sammywammypurplescammy February 21, 2020

Dildo Fairy 

The mythological creature in which by legend comes and leaves your broke ass money when you place a dildo under your mattress before you go to sleep.

Hey Monty, did the dildo fairy visit you yet? Or is it okay for me to borrow your fake dick one more time to use as a pacifier?

Sorry Mr. Cook the sneaky leprechaun came in and intercepted it at some point last night, I'm still BROKE!

Dildo Fairy by Ranchgirls November 25, 2020