dildockery 

nonsense, foolishness,mischief, frivolity

stop all this dildockery before someone gets hurt!
I've had enough of your dildockery for one day!

dildockery by brendan mc July 16, 2008

dildo licker

Someone who licks dildoes. An insult.

"So diss all you want but it won't make your weenie any bigger you dildo licker." - William Murderface of Dethklok. (Metalocalypse Season 1 Episode 5)

dildo licker by FH$TGI^JO May 15, 2007

dildockery 

nonsense, frivolity,fooling-around

I cannot stand any more of your dildockery!

dildockery by brendan mc July 29, 2008

Dildo licker dave 

A nickname typically given to people with the name of Dave or David, who have an addiction to licking the juicy creamy cum off of a dildo.

Oh look, dildo licker dave has bit the top of that mans penis off what the actual fuck

Dildo licker dave by CockLickerDave July 17, 2022

dildo licker

A derogitory statement impliying that the target is a fake, douche, jerk off. Comes form the word "dildo" meaning fake penis; and the word "licker" meaning one who licks things. The combination has the implied meaning that said person is not only a"dick licker" but is in fact a "fake dick licker". Popularized by the animated series Metalocalypse.

Bono the lead singer for U2 is the biggest dildo licker in all of world history.

dildo licker by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 17, 2011

dimbolicker 

someone who licks bimbo sauce

Jeff Bezos is a dimbolicker because he has bimbo sauce on his toilet bowel!

dimbolicker by curryman6969 September 26, 2020