The religion of followers of Dildo Hobbes.
"I am a follower of Dildoism, and I worship in my local Weak House. You should join us next week at one of our meetings."
by Anonymous February 03, 2005
A person who acts in a jewish way towards one.
"Only 5 dollars!? That's dildoism!"
by Leeanne June 02, 2004