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57.
Adjective used when something sucks.
"This idea is dildos"
by keep america great October 30, 2007
 
58.
The gender-reversal of a Fag Hag; A guy who predominantly hangs out with Lesbians.
Dude, stop being such a Dildo, it's not like they're gonna invite you to join in.
by Avanator August 26, 2007
 
59.
A plastic item used in the place of a dick by women.all men envy it because it is bigger than theirs will ever be.Women loveit because it works a treat.
Angela used a dildo yesterday because John weren't going to have sex with her
by expertno1 June 22, 2014
 
60.
An editor at Urban Dictionary. A dildo (editor), is someone that graduated from middle school by the skin of his teeth. A real assshole that didn't publish my Orlando definition, which I thought was pretty fucking awesome! Fuck you! Who makes these rules? How do you have definitions about blow jobs on toilet seats, and definitions about Jacksonville that say "fuck Orlando" but if I say something nice and "fuck Jacksonville", mine doesn't get posted...answer me fuckers!
A dildo is something editors have up their asses
by Editor with a dildo January 10, 2014
 
61.
A cylinder/ penis like tube made out of rubber or sylicon used to smack children with when they missbehave or piss you off.

Can often be purple or black with spikes.

Can also be used to masturbate
Bobby; mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom
Mom; bobby shut up or im going to beat you up with my dildo
Bobby; MOM
Mom * smacks with dildo*

Mom; now shut up dont make me take the black one with spikes out!
by crazytaco February 16, 2011
 
62.
acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.
Anthony saw him from across the crowded deck of the gay cruise, his six pack with a one way ticket to defecation station, showing some guy pictures from his daughers violin recital. Definite DILDO.
by billboardslags November 17, 2010
 
63.
A purple rubber object in a shape resembling a penis that eventually reveals a girl's boyfriend's true sexuality.
*turns around* "...Alex? What are you doing? ...Is that a dildo?"
by Flangsharbumtum January 11, 2009