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A fake dick basically. It is mostly used for lesbians for sex because neither have a dick.
Girl #1: I got a dildo from my mom's drawer wanna play? ;)
Girl #2: of course!
by bye.felicia April 09, 2015
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An individual who does not have the competence to live in the real world; an annoyance; a tool
Jon is being a dildo today. God he can be a real bitch sometimes.
by Greek November 01, 2005
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Phallic object, often made into forms of male penises or of similar type. Often, dildos do not have to be manufactured: cucumbers and police sticks can be converted and turned to dildos at users expense.
I use my finger dildo on my girl to maker her have multiple orgasmss. Yup.
by UCidiot April 20, 2003
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A tool that comes in various, shapes sizes, flavors, and attachable parts (sold seperately)used for the pleasure of female putangs. The dildo is to be used just as a penis would. It's a fun process to watch but damn that girl must be a pathetic whore because she ain gettin' the real thing...she using plastic. Get a life, Barbie!
Ooo, please twirl that dildo in me deeper.
by mmm delicious May 10, 2005
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Another name for an electric zapper used to torture pledges during fraternity initiations.
"The Phi Eta Mu uses dildoes on their pledges."
by loujx November 13, 2007
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Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF
Your father is so fine. I mean, c'mon. He is a total DILDO.
by nikstuhh August 01, 2010
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Dual Income Little Dog Owners
That new couple down the road are dildos.
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