An individual who does not have the competence to live in the real world; an annoyance; a tool
Jon is being a dildo today. God he can be a real bitch sometimes.
by Greek November 01, 2005
A tool that comes in various, shapes sizes, flavors, and attachable parts (sold seperately)used for the pleasure of female putangs. The dildo is to be used just as a penis would. It's a fun process to watch but damn that girl must be a pathetic whore because she ain gettin' the real thing...she using plastic. Get a life, Barbie!
Ooo, please twirl that dildo in me deeper.
by mmm delicious May 10, 2005
Another name for an electric zapper used to torture pledges during fraternity initiations.
"The Phi Eta Mu uses dildoes on their pledges."
by loujx November 13, 2007
Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF
Your father is so fine. I mean, c'mon. He is a total DILDO.
by nikstuhh August 01, 2010
Phallic object, often made into forms of male penises or of similar type. Often, dildos do not have to be manufactured: cucumbers and police sticks can be converted and turned to dildos at users expense.
I use my finger dildo on my girl to maker her have multiple orgasmss. Yup.
by UCidiot April 20, 2003
A fake dick basically. It is mostly used for lesbians for sex because neither have a dick.
Girl #1: I got a dildo from my mom's drawer wanna play? ;)
Girl #2: of course!
by bye.felicia April 09, 2015
Dual Income Little Dog Owners
That new couple down the road are dildos.
by meggymc March 30, 2015
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