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50.
An individual who does not have the competence to live in the real world; an annoyance; a tool
Jon is being a dildo today. God he can be a real bitch sometimes.
by Greek November 01, 2005
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51.
Another name for an electric zapper used to torture pledges during fraternity initiations.
"The Phi Eta Mu uses dildoes on their pledges."
by loujx November 13, 2007
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52.
A tool that comes in various, shapes sizes, flavors, and attachable parts (sold seperately)used for the pleasure of female putangs. The dildo is to be used just as a penis would. It's a fun process to watch but damn that girl must be a pathetic whore because she ain gettin' the real thing...she using plastic. Get a life, Barbie!
Ooo, please twirl that dildo in me deeper.
by mmm delicious May 10, 2005
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53.
The word dildo has many meanings.

As a noun, it is a weapon dating back from the Muff Diving Age, used by our lesbian ancestors to ward off attacking men. When wielded it would cause men to look confused, scratch their crotches and wonder how women could have fun without the real thing.

As a verb, it means ‘to look at someone saliciously, with intent to get into their pants, and buy a U-Haul/and or/apartment together the next week’.

As an adjective, it can be used to describe certain women who are tall, stand very straight, and occasionally, vibrate. As you might imagine, these types of women are very popular with young lesbians.
Lesbian: Did you see Lisa? She was totally dildoing me with her eyes earlier.

Lesbian 2, from England: Phwwoaaar, did you see the attachments on that one? She is so dildo!
by recallthelessons October 15, 2010
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54.
May be used in place of a forgotten word.
Hey Steve! Hand me that... dildo!
I forgot that... dildo.
by Succubus Prime March 16, 2008
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55.
Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF
Your father is so fine. I mean, c'mon. He is a total DILDO.
by nikstuhh August 01, 2010
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56.
Phallic object, often made into forms of male penises or of similar type. Often, dildos do not have to be manufactured: cucumbers and police sticks can be converted and turned to dildos at users expense.
I use my finger dildo on my girl to maker her have multiple orgasmss. Yup.
by UCidiot April 20, 2003
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