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People that submit entries to Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of telling their friends that they contributed to internet culture, effectively making themselves dildoes. Literally.
1) Ha. Only dildoes text LOL with a straight face.

2) How many dildoes have to add an 'I' to the front of a word and define it in an Apple-like manner?

All of them.
by roofus j. January 26, 2011
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A trust old friend, that you can count on to bring you pleasure anytime. Unlike that sorry excuse for a man next to you.
All I need is my dildo.
by Summerlady August 22, 2003
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Someone who's just embarassed themselves.
'I've forgotten how to tie my shoelaces!'
'You fucking dildo.'
by Force Majeure December 24, 2008
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an erotic toy used by women or gay men for sexual stimulation
He's a real supa. He has a large collection of dildos in his bedroom.
by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005
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A large falic object that a femail preferes to vigorusly ram into her vaginal area when a real penis is not avalibal at her disposal. She may even ask for another person to do it for her. Homosexual men prefer to ram this falic tool into their anus.
That is one big fucking dildo!!
by arse hole August 03, 2007
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An extremely cute name for a teddy bear, not to be mistaken for the first definition.
Jasper: awww that's a cute Teddy bear! What's its name?
Joy: Dildo
Jasper: O_O
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Jasper: excuse me?
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Direct In-Put Limited-Duty Officer: an individual commissioned into a branch of the military typically without having traditional ROTC training. A DILDO is typically selected to fill a specific job, with little or no opportunity for lateral movement. Most of these jobs could easily be filled by civilians, but a commission is bestowed to provide a visual level of authority to junior military officers and enlisted.
A typical example are the officer instructors at both the enlisted and officer Naval Nuclear Power Schools in Goose Creek, SC. Individuals apply for DILDO commissions out of college and, if selected, are sent through Officer Candidate School. At completion are award a commission in the US Navy as an ensign. These officers then become permanent members of the instructor staff at the Naval Nuclear Power Training Command (NNPTC).
by navy bob September 23, 2007
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