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can't do anything by themselves "can u help me plz" "Damn it you can't do anything yourself you fucking dildo"
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One very lucky peice of plastic dude1:man i never get any.
dude2:i know what your sayin man,sometimes i wish i was a dildo. |
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a plastic shlong since my mom is too fat to get laid, she uses a dildo to 'excite' herself which is kept under the bed
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something that will eventually lead to the extinction of man. Woman 1: "My man has not been in the mood for sex lately :("
Woman 2: "Screw him! Get a dildo and dump the bastard!" |
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a fake penis, usually bigger than the real thing. Althought it is supposed to be a replica of a penis, anyway it vibes as no cock has ever done. It doesn't cum, doesn't enjoy being sucked and it's the only dick that can penetrate a female ass with no need of begging. Ann Summers' shop assistants have never tried a dildo. (real dialogue held in London)
me: Hello, I'd like to buy a dildo for my g/f. Which one do you like best? shop assistant: We sell a lot of these (she shows it to me) me: well, is this the one you prefer? she: no (she laughs) me: so, which one do you use? she: I don't use any me: never tried any? she: no me: goodbye (and didn't buy any of them) |
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to invite yourself into a private place or conversation He's always dildo-ing into my room without knocking. It's annoying.
Is it cool if I dildo into your conversation? I don't want to be the guy that just stands around by himself at a party. I didn't know anybody there... I just dildo-ed in and started talking to people. |
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An obnoxious, fucked up, moronic, munterish, tramp that has no originality and prides his/her self on copying others words and looks and failing miserably. Also has a shit load of fake designer stuff that he/she insists is real. "dude, that bex, she copied my mates hair colour"
" dude, she is such a dildo" "mate, look at him!" "yeah he totally copied mike, expect mike's is real" "omg man! he totally said it was real to me!" "duh, hes a dildo." |
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