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36.
an erotic toy used by women or gay men for sexual stimulation
He's a real supa. He has a large collection of dildos in his bedroom.
by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005
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37.
Someone who's just embarassed themselves.
'I've forgotten how to tie my shoelaces!'
'You fucking dildo.'
by Force Majeure December 24, 2008
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38.
a sex toy that varies in size, shape, and color that can be used by the female to pleasure herself when she cannot get it from a person.
My dildo is hot pink and has 3 different settings!
by pimpette January 11, 2005
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Direct In-Put Limited-Duty Officer: an individual commissioned into a branch of the military typically without having traditional ROTC training. A DILDO is typically selected to fill a specific job, with little or no opportunity for lateral movement. Most of these jobs could easily be filled by civilians, but a commission is bestowed to provide a visual level of authority to junior military officers and enlisted.
A typical example are the officer instructors at both the enlisted and officer Naval Nuclear Power Schools in Goose Creek, SC. Individuals apply for DILDO commissions out of college and, if selected, are sent through Officer Candidate School. At completion are award a commission in the US Navy as an ensign. These officers then become permanent members of the instructor staff at the Naval Nuclear Power Training Command (NNPTC).
by navy bob September 23, 2007
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40.
can't do anything by themselves
"can u help me plz" "Damn it you can't do anything yourself you fucking dildo"
by mazza07 January 18, 2007
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41.
One very lucky peice of plastic
dude1:man i never get any.
dude2:i know what your sayin man,sometimes i wish i was a dildo.
by basementdweller1 September 15, 2007
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42.
a plastic shlong
since my mom is too fat to get laid, she uses a dildo to 'excite' herself which is kept under the bed
by dr. chazzy chaz February 28, 2004
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