1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener
A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..
by Jessica February 27, 2005
The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.
Guy A : How many dildoes were there?
Guy B : I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home.
#cucumber #carrot #dildo #vegetable #vibrator
by Awesumness January 15, 2007
A trust old friend, that you can count on to bring you pleasure anytime. Unlike that sorry excuse for a man next to you.
All I need is my dildo.
by Summerlady August 22, 2003
(adj.) describes things that are disagreeable, disappointing, inadequate in a particular way, or otherwise negative or undesirable by the judgment of the person using the word; coined by Skwisgaar Skwigelf of the Adult Swim black metal satire show Metalocalypse.
Person 1:The independent record store was shut down by some corporate chain.

Person 2: That's dildos, man.
#adult swim #black metal #metalocalypse #dildo #sweden
by IntestinePoet February 11, 2007
A large falic object that a femail preferes to vigorusly ram into her vaginal area when a real penis is not avalibal at her disposal. She may even ask for another person to do it for her. Homosexual men prefer to ram this falic tool into their anus.
That is one big fucking dildo!!
#dildo #fake cock #cock #falic object #pussy stuffer
by arse hole August 03, 2007
acording to a certain person, a dildo is a shade of green
Person 1: "Do you know what a dildo is?"
Certain Person: "Oh, is it a shade of green?"
Person 1: ROFL!
#dildo #shade #green #rofl #person
by adhgaerhh March 07, 2009
A fake penis for both male and female enjoyment. Also a replacement for when a boyfriend is not there.
In the slash story, Beautiful Addiction, a dildo is used for torture to keep one person quiet about a secret.
#i #like #pie #in #summertime
by Spike Mehgay March 15, 2006
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