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29.
1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener
A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..
by Jessica February 27, 2005
 
30.
The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.
Guy A : How many dildoes were there?
Guy B : I don't know, but I'm sore and I want to go home.
by Awesumness January 15, 2007
 
31.
A trust old friend, that you can count on to bring you pleasure anytime. Unlike that sorry excuse for a man next to you.
All I need is my dildo.
by Summerlady August 22, 2003
 
32.
(adj.) describes things that are disagreeable, disappointing, inadequate in a particular way, or otherwise negative or undesirable by the judgment of the person using the word; coined by Skwisgaar Skwigelf of the Adult Swim black metal satire show Metalocalypse.
Person 1:The independent record store was shut down by some corporate chain.

Person 2: That's dildos, man.
by IntestinePoet February 11, 2007
 
33.
A large falic object that a femail preferes to vigorusly ram into her vaginal area when a real penis is not avalibal at her disposal. She may even ask for another person to do it for her. Homosexual men prefer to ram this falic tool into their anus.
That is one big fucking dildo!!
by arse hole August 03, 2007
 
34.
acording to a certain person, a dildo is a shade of green
Person 1: "Do you know what a dildo is?"
Certain Person: "Oh, is it a shade of green?"
Person 1: ROFL!
by adhgaerhh March 07, 2009
 
35.
A fake penis for both male and female enjoyment. Also a replacement for when a boyfriend is not there.
In the slash story, Beautiful Addiction, a dildo is used for torture to keep one person quiet about a secret.
by Spike Mehgay March 15, 2006