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1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina

2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener
A rubber instrument that is the shape of a penis, sometimes bigger..
by Jessica February 27, 2005
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acording to a certain person, a dildo is a shade of green
Person 1: "Do you know what a dildo is?"
Certain Person: "Oh, is it a shade of green?"
Person 1: ROFL!
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When something is bothersome, lame, or just simply sucks.
Made famous by the character Skwisgaar Skwigelf from the show Metalocalypse.
person 1:"Busy work sucks."
person 2:"I know, this is dildos."
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You've all heard of a man's best friend being a dog. well a girl's best friend is by far a dildo.
one day as sophie and brit were in the library,sophie gently whispered to brit.. "can i borrow your dildo tonight?" Brit gladly said yes you may! have a good time"
by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005
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(adj.) describes things that are disagreeable, disappointing, inadequate in a particular way, or otherwise negative or undesirable by the judgment of the person using the word; coined by Skwisgaar Skwigelf of the Adult Swim black metal satire show Metalocalypse.
Person 1:The independent record store was shut down by some corporate chain.

Person 2: That's dildos, man.
by IntestinePoet February 11, 2007
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A fake penis for both male and female enjoyment. Also a replacement for when a boyfriend is not there.
In the slash story, Beautiful Addiction, a dildo is used for torture to keep one person quiet about a secret.
by Spike Mehgay March 15, 2006
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can't do anything by themselves
"can u help me plz" "Damn it you can't do anything yourself you fucking dildo"
by mazza07 January 18, 2007
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