A town in Newfoundland, Canada. Named by Captain James Cook, the name comes from a geographical feature, Cook believed the pninsula resembled a Dildo which in those days was a wooden, metal or stone, fallus substitute. (they didn't have plastic)
He is alos know for Newfoundland places names such as "Come By Chance", "Conception Bay" and "Blow Me Down"
Come and visit Dildo, Newfoundland.
by Rick "The Stick" Keswick November 14, 2004
1) <Slang> A plastic or metal substitute for a man's erected penis; Sometimes is equiped with a vibration feature; Usually designed to be much larger than a normal human male's penis

2) <botany> A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii)
1) I bought her a dildo and a pair of slippers, so if she doesnt like the slippers, she can go fuck herself.

2) -That plant is so columnar
-hey man, we're in the west indies
-whoa >_>
by Matt's Mom November 01, 2006
a long, hard, pointy, plastic thing,that some girls shove in there pussies. they may be bigger than most dicks but .......
........... its just not the same :(
say what u want, but deep down inside u no u want some real cock. a dildo just won't do
by my enemy cometh in green shoes March 01, 2006
When something is bothersome, lame, or just simply sucks.
Made famous by the character Skwisgaar Skwigelf from the show Metalocalypse.
person 1:"Busy work sucks."
person 2:"I know, this is dildos."
by chaz k May 31, 2007
A phallic masturbation device.
Bück dich, befehl ich dir. I'm going to stick this dildo in your rear.
by Dilbert December 01, 2003
Acronym for Dads In Legal Dispute Over Separation.
Guy: Man, my wife's takin my house, half my shit and leavin' me... She's takin lil Jimmy with her too.

Guy 2: Don't worry man, DILDOS is here for you anyitme.

Guy: Thanks, I don'y know what I'd have done without DILDOS.
by tata12 March 23, 2011
You've all heard of a man's best friend being a dog. well a girl's best friend is by far a dildo.
one day as sophie and brit were in the library,sophie gently whispered to brit.. "can i borrow your dildo tonight?" Brit gladly said yes you may! have a good time"
by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005

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