a object that looks like a phallis, but doesn't carry the HIV virus, you don't have to orally please it, don't worry about precum, it can go as long as you can, and doesn't go to sleep after sex.
Jenny please pass me my dildo
by Mykellex February 08, 2006
a species of tree
oh yes it is... look it up in a dictionary.
by Alianne September 13, 2003
sometimes confused with a lightsaber,
the Jedi Counsil denies the claim.
"We promise, these are only used as weapons, not ass toys!" - Jedi Master Yoda
by Wesside January 12, 2005
Much like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, the dildo will eventually lead the the extinction of the human race.
Who needs men anyways, I have my dildo to keep me company.
by Justin Mozuch December 29, 2005
the only reason men try to avoid pissing their girlfriends off
OH shit I aint gettin none shes gotta dildo
by Big Fino April 24, 2003
a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash
I recommend the tantric blue twist dildo for 34.95
by dupesisking October 16, 2005
A device that is used to substitute A male penis. Used for masturbation and relieving sexual tension and fustration. usually made of plasic, rubber or wax. anything used to substitute the male penis.
Mary used a DILDO to please herself when she was horny.
Wendy has a big black dildo
Amy has a pink rubber 8" dildo she fucks herself with.
by Pianoman_NY March 31, 2005

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