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8.
a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.
Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there
by Fatass February 25, 2003
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9.
a species of tree
oh yes it is... look it up in a dictionary.
by Alianne September 13, 2003
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10.
sometimes confused with a lightsaber,
the Jedi Counsil denies the claim.
"We promise, these are only used as weapons, not ass toys!" - Jedi Master Yoda
by Wesside January 12, 2005
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11.
Much like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, the dildo will eventually lead the the extinction of the human race.
Who needs men anyways, I have my dildo to keep me company.
by Justin Mozuch December 29, 2005
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12.
the only reason men try to avoid pissing their girlfriends off
OH shit I aint gettin none shes gotta dildo
by Big Fino April 24, 2003
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13.
a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash
I recommend the tantric blue twist dildo for 34.95
by dupesisking October 16, 2005
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14.
A fake penis that you stick up your ass/vagina.
"I can fit five dildos in my ass at one time!", explained Chris with utter joy.
by Chris Farina August 18, 2003
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