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a object that looks like a phallis, but doesn't carry the HIV virus, you don't have to orally please it, don't worry about precum, it can go as long as you can, and doesn't go to sleep after sex. Jenny please pass me my dildo
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a species of tree oh yes it is... look it up in a dictionary.
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sometimes confused with a lightsaber,
the Jedi Counsil denies the claim. "We promise, these are only used as weapons, not ass toys!" - Jedi Master Yoda
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Much like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, the dildo will eventually lead the the extinction of the human race. Who needs men anyways, I have my dildo to keep me company.
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the only reason men try to avoid pissing their girlfriends off OH shit I aint gettin none shes gotta dildo
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a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash I recommend the tantric blue twist dildo for 34.95
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A fake penis that you stick up your ass/vagina. "I can fit five dildos in my ass at one time!", explained Chris with utter joy.
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