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Used as A way for fuckboys to calm themselves down mostly used and made by horny 12 year old who want some fuck
I'm feeling horny can I borrow your dildo
by Someone who is not in trpd March 29, 2017
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Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.
"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles."

"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"

"I'd love to be a DILDO."
by Cackbag March 06, 2014
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the best thing that happened to the human race...shove in a female vagina (or anus) or a male anus.
1 She broke up with her boyfriend because his penis was too small to her dildo

2 He shoved the big black dildo in his anus with great pleasure and kept at it all night
by tiffboobs June 05, 2009
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A large piece of plastic resembling a penis used to give females orgasms without men
1.Check your mums draw ;)
by Quinn Fitzpatrick August 04, 2005
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The name you call your boyfriend/lover when all he is good for is sex.
You're my dildo
by sexigurrl February 04, 2015
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(noun) a penis-shaped object sold in sex stores and home catalogs used to probe and stimulate the vagina or anus.

(adjective) describes someone who lacks common sense or cannot seem to use logic to make sense of things. That is, their logic and mentality is "floppy" just like a dildo. (the term applies to both men and women).
(noun)
GIRL 1:"Girl, my boyfriend's dick isn't as big as I thought. "
GIRL 2: "You should buy yourself a dildo. It's probably bigger than his dick."

(adjective)
DETECTIVE: "If the man drove her home, and he was the only one at her house at that time, and he myesteriously disappeared, he must have murdered her! Am I right?"
ROOKIE: "I don't get it..."
DETECTIVE: "Dude, you're such a dildo!"
by isa_approved January 11, 2010
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1. a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse.

2. Lead singer of the band pairemoore.
Dildo started singing at the sexy, young age of 69
by dildoslap October 15, 2008
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