the bed companion for the sadly overweight and not-so-fortunate-looking.
Mrs. Punderschnout's husband is a big dildo.
by MellonCollie August 04, 2004
VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."

Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)
Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.
by The General February 26, 2004
1. a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse.

2. Lead singer of the band pairemoore.
Dildo started singing at the sexy, young age of 69
by dildoslap October 15, 2008
short for "Dad I'd Love to Do"; the male equivalent of MILF
That Brad Pitt is a DILDO
by doug collins February 27, 2008
A Dildo is an insulting term for a man who is only good for one thing.
"Kevin is such an asshole, but he is hot as hell. He should learn to shut the fuck up, and be a good dildo."
by Heather M. June 10, 2005
Someone who has their head up ones ass.
Quit being such a dildo, your getting corn in your hair.
by dildinator April 16, 2003
1.) A artificial penis often used to pleasure a woman(women,girl-s-)
2.) A form of an insult
3.) My best friend
4.) A rubber,plastic,or metal penis often bigger than a real penis (because some men just are saticfying now 'n days)
5.) Miachel Jacksons' idea of "fun" at a all-boy sleepover
6.) Did I say my best friend?
1.) Kristina and I went to my house after school and used dildos on each other.
2.) Your such a dildo Philip!
3.) My dildo and I are going to the mall today, alright Mom?
4.) It's over! Your too small! Time for plan B, my dildo.
5.) Alllright kids, time to drink some Jesus Juice and play with my dild... I mean my friend...umm... Tommy! Yea, Tommy's his name.
by *The-Big-Ree* December 07, 2005

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