n. something you stick in your pussy.
Some of my female slut friends own many dildos.
by johnw March 12, 2006
the bed companion for the sadly overweight and not-so-fortunate-looking.
Mrs. Punderschnout's husband is a big dildo.
by MellonCollie August 04, 2004
An object used for self pleasing by 90% of modern women, usually plastic/resin and shaped like an oversized phallus. Mans worst enemy.
''How did you know I had one? Shit! You've been watching my online transactions again!''
by rafa May 06, 2003
a fake man for hypocritical girls.
"I don't need a man! BZZZZ."

Why do most girls usually buy dark colored oversized dildos, ERRRRR nevermind...
by anonymous April 15, 2005
what you make dill cakes out of
Hey Brea can you knead this dildo for me while I warm up my oven?
by Brian57 November 21, 2007
a rare breed of chinese poodle.
Mom: stop playing with your dildo and come eat dinner!
Daughter: ten more minutes mom!
by DaniKidd November 10, 2007
VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."

Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)
Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.
by The General February 26, 2004
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