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99.
short for "Dad I'd Love to Do"; the male equivalent of MILF
That Brad Pitt is a DILDO
by doug collins February 27, 2008
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100.
Someone who has their head up ones ass.
Quit being such a dildo, your getting corn in your hair.
by dildinator April 16, 2003
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101.
1.) A artificial penis often used to pleasure a woman(women,girl-s-)
2.) A form of an insult
3.) My best friend
4.) A rubber,plastic,or metal penis often bigger than a real penis (because some men just are saticfying now 'n days)
5.) Miachel Jacksons' idea of "fun" at a all-boy sleepover
6.) Did I say my best friend?
1.) Kristina and I went to my house after school and used dildos on each other.
2.) Your such a dildo Philip!
3.) My dildo and I are going to the mall today, alright Mom?
4.) It's over! Your too small! Time for plan B, my dildo.
5.) Alllright kids, time to drink some Jesus Juice and play with my dild... I mean my friend...umm... Tommy! Yea, Tommy's his name.
by *The-Big-Ree* December 07, 2005
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102.
OH you know... the word dildo can be used in so many different ways, for instance, it could be a name of someone who has their head up their ass,or the species known as man's worst enemy aka the girls secret weapon, or just a nice noise maker...
1) stop being such a dildo
2)im going out with the guys tongiht dear- thats fine, i have my DIL. (man decides to stay home after all)
3)if u didnt know it sounds much ilkes ones phone when on vibrate. so u could keep a dildo in ur purse and no one would ever really notice.
by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005
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103.
Phallic crack pipe usually made of glass
Get your dildo and we'll smoke this crack.
by lwekjr July 10, 2008
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104.
nice instrument used by women, in conjuction with their secure, well hung man to stimulate sex even further.
I watched her slide the 8 inch dildo in and out getting wetter for me to put in my 11 inch real hard cock
by realman October 03, 2003
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105.
something that is very fun to watch a girl use
my girlfriend wishes there was a dildo as big as my cock
by hello! September 06, 2003
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