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92.
a rare breed of chinese poodle.
Mom: stop playing with your dildo and come eat dinner!
Daughter: ten more minutes mom!
by DaniKidd November 10, 2007
 
93.
The Male version of a MILF.

Dad I'd Love (to) Do

"..mmmmm there goes one sexy Dildo"
by JiniVancouver September 28, 2007
 
94.
n. something you stick in your pussy.
Some of my female slut friends own many dildos.
by johnw March 12, 2006
 
95.
the bed companion for the sadly overweight and not-so-fortunate-looking.
Mrs. Punderschnout's husband is a big dildo.
by MellonCollie August 04, 2004
 
96.
A Dildo is an insulting term for a man who is only good for one thing.
"Kevin is such an asshole, but he is hot as hell. He should learn to shut the fuck up, and be a good dildo."
by Heather M. June 10, 2005
 
97.
VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."

Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)
Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.
by The General February 26, 2004
 
98.
1. a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse.

2. Lead singer of the band pairemoore.
Dildo started singing at the sexy, young age of 69
by dildoslap October 15, 2008