The Dad equivalent of a "MILF." "Dad I'd Like (to) DO" (sexually)
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
dads, whether married, separated or divorced, that a female individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them.

A DIL-DO is any father that is sexually desirable.
by MMM-good February 25, 2010
A device used to pleasure ones vagina or asshole
Harp and Felty use a dildo on eachother because neither of them can get it up.

Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.
by HoltRam40 May 29, 2009
A rubber dick that girls play sex with.
Last year,I was at my friend Mary's house and Mary needed socks. They were in her mothers sock drawer.She dug through the drawer and found a puffy sock.She dumped out the contents and screamed."TARA!What the Hell is this!" I ran in and saw the blue vibrating mechanism.I told her it was probably her mothers DILDO!
by Tara February 10, 2005
(noun) a penis-shaped object sold in sex stores and home catalogs used to probe and stimulate the vagina or anus.

(adjective) describes someone who lacks common sense or cannot seem to use logic to make sense of things. That is, their logic and mentality is "floppy" just like a dildo. (the term applies to both men and women).
(noun)
GIRL 1:"Girl, my boyfriend's dick isn't as big as I thought. "
GIRL 2: "You should buy yourself a dildo. It's probably bigger than his dick."

(adjective)
DETECTIVE: "If the man drove her home, and he was the only one at her house at that time, and he myesteriously disappeared, he must have murdered her! Am I right?"
ROOKIE: "I don't get it..."
DETECTIVE: "Dude, you're such a dildo!"
by isa_approved January 11, 2010
1) A male replacement.

2) A name given to someone with the I.Q. of a pancake.
1) Greg, I don't need you. I have my dildo!

2) Dave, you're being such a dildo.
by Jun-Jun the Spoon January 30, 2007
An extremely reliable device used when male genitalia is not desired, cannot stand up to the occasion,or needs a little help. They are readily available, hard and waiting, to stimulate with no purpose but to provide pleasure to it's user. One size does not have to fit all!

"Why get real? Dildos are cheaper and come in prettier colors."
by Sky October 02, 2003
a slang term for fake wanker
some peeps have to use a dildo
by shmike June 23, 2003

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