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71.
an item that should have never been invented. some girls like that fake penis more than the real one
me penis is 11 inches long, so why dont u call me instead of using that expensive gaget (no guys)
by JeVoNeR September 06, 2003
 
72.
Similar to a reference to a guy as a tool, but thinks he can get laid. Usually rejected or played by women. Too concerned about what women think to enter reality.
That guys a fucking dildo.
by leonardishere December 31, 2010
 
73.
a dildo is an object or an item. It helps girls who are desperate for sex have sex alone with themselves. They just simply stick it up their vaginea or asshole and feel good.
A dildo is basically like a guys penis. except its not on a guy.
"I'm going to buy a dildo because im desperate for sex and noone wants to have sex with me"
by anonymous help February 26, 2005
 
74.
Nickname for people named Dylan.
"Dina, this is my friend Dildo Hack"
by dhluvvs January 16, 2013
 
75.
A person who is assumed to be a retard or have some type of mental illness; dumb in the head; or just someone you hate
Your a fucking DILDO!
by Bob snider May 11, 2006
 
76.
A mindless tool of limited but satisfactory use when manipulated by an intelligent entity for a suitable purpose.
Jan: "Marsha, your boss is a complete and utter dildo."

Marsha: "True that, sister, but since he raises my salary every time I wear this mini skirt to the office, I can live with that."
by honkycat June 12, 2010
 
77.
a plastic penis many women use them to pleasure thmeselves. Also see vibrator
I don't need you, I have a dildo!
by DizzyLizzy November 22, 2006