A plastic item used in the place of a dick by women.all men envy it because it is bigger than theirs will ever be.Women loveit because it works a treat.
Angela used a dildo yesterday because John weren't going to have sex with her
by expertno1 June 22, 2014
A cylinder/ penis like tube made out of rubber or sylicon used to smack children with when they missbehave or piss you off.

Can often be purple or black with spikes.

Can also be used to masturbate
Bobby; mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom
Mom; bobby shut up or im going to beat you up with my dildo
Bobby; MOM
Mom * smacks with dildo*

Mom; now shut up dont make me take the black one with spikes out!
by crazytaco February 16, 2011
acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.
Anthony saw him from across the crowded deck of the gay cruise, his six pack with a one way ticket to defecation station, showing some guy pictures from his daughers violin recital. Definite DILDO.
by billboardslags November 17, 2010
A purple rubber object in a shape resembling a penis that eventually reveals a girl's boyfriend's true sexuality.
*turns around* "...Alex? What are you doing? ...Is that a dildo?"
by Flangsharbumtum January 11, 2009
Can be anything used as a fake penis.
Lesbians: We need a dildo!
by Blob Loblawbloblaw June 12, 2015
Look in your moms cabinet
Honey I got a dildo
by Mr.Breads March 05, 2015
Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.
"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles."

"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"

"I'd love to be a DILDO."
by Cackbag March 06, 2014

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