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64.
a stupid or obnoxious person (from a term for an artificial substitute for an erect penis)
Get out of my way you fucking dildo.
by Light Joker December 01, 2005
 
65.
Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.
"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles."

"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"

"I'd love to be a DILDO."
by Cackbag March 06, 2014
 
66.
The ladies answer to MILF.
DILDO..(Dads I'd like to do once).
Can be overheard on girls night out,"That guy is such a DILDO"!
by Tcp October 06, 2013
 
67.
What us gay men love to shove up our asses when we get horny and no men are around. Dildos come in many sizes and have many different features. Great for relief of sexual tension when my boyfriend isnt around.
Mike couldnt find his boyfriend Sonny so he just used a large purple dildo instead.
by Zarathustra November 01, 2007
 
68.
A fake dick used by lezbians trying to pull of as men.
I hope this hot girl doesn't find out that my dick is a dildo.
by Dildo man May 04, 2007
 
69.
An electric fly swatter used to kill the giant DnD Clitoris.
"Use the magical Dildo on the Clitoris!!" - Ross
by LSMSA Sad Panda November 29, 2005
 
70.
a fake penis
She shoved a dildo up her poop chute.
by kz June 06, 2004