An editor at Urban Dictionary. A dildo (editor), is someone that graduated from middle school by the skin of his teeth. A real assshole that didn't publish my Orlando definition, which I thought was pretty fucking awesome! Fuck you! Who makes these rules? How do you have definitions about blow jobs on toilet seats, and definitions about Jacksonville that say "fuck Orlando" but if I say something nice and "fuck Jacksonville", mine doesn't get posted...answer me fuckers!
A dildo is something editors have up their asses
by Editor with a dildo January 10, 2014
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City in Newfoundland, Canada
I live in dildo

no joke, its a town
by Chach March 04, 2003
Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.
go run to your dildo bitch
by Anonymous June 22, 2003
Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.
by Collegebums August 22, 2003
A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure
Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!
by Kara March 31, 2003
a girl's best friend.
i don't need you!!!!!! I've got a dildo that is 8 inches longer than your dick!!!
by princessmetoo098 August 19, 2003
a plastic rod that people pleasure themselves with. it is often accompanied with a lubricant and a videocamera.
i thought it would be funny to shove a dildo in my boyfriend's ass when he wasn't looking to see how he felt about anal sex, but for some reason he didn't like it.
by angie scott February 20, 2003
a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.
Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there
by Fatass February 25, 2003

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