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86. dildo
VERB:
"When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)."

Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation."

(Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)
Nate: Dan, don't dildo out on us again!
-OR-
Shaun: Hey, where's Dan?
Nate: He dildoed out on us.
Daniel Bro: Well, that is his job as our friend.
Alternate meaning:
I totally dildoed that wave.
by The General Feb 26, 2004 add a video
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1. dildo
City in Newfoundland, Canada
I live in dildo

no joke, its a town
by Chach Mar 4, 2003 add a video
2. Dildo
Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.
go run to your dildo bitch
by anonymous Jun 22, 2003 add a video
3. dildo
Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.
by Collegebums Aug 22, 2003 add a video
4. dildo
A plastic penis that
a. women pleasure themselves with
b. women pleasure other women with
c. men use in their poop tubes

made for pleasure
Ram that dildo up my poop tube, you gay son of a bitch!
by Kara Mar 31, 2003 add a video
5. dildo
a girl's best friend.
i don't need you!!!!!! I've got a dildo that is 8 inches longer than your dick!!!
by princessmetoo098 Aug 19, 2003 add a video
6. dildo
a plastic rod that people pleasure themselves with. it is often accompanied with a lubricant and a videocamera.
i thought it would be funny to shove a dildo in my boyfriend's ass when he wasn't looking to see how he felt about anal sex, but for some reason he didn't like it.
by angie scott Feb 20, 2003 add a video
7. dildo
a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.
Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there
by Fatass Feb 25, 2003 add a video
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