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110.
The supreme icon of male obsolescence in today's society. Once a woman gets a taste of the right one, she never puts up with male bullshit again. Hard when we want it, long as we like it, goes as long as we do, provides instant fantasy support so we can imagine ourselves being fucked HARD AND LONG by hot-and-sexy anybody we want to be by instead of that dumb twat swaggering around thinking he's the center of our life and about to get dumped, no wet spot, no HIV, no other woman, no other man, no backtalk, no bullshit, and when you're done with it you can dump it in a drawer and it's out of your face - no fucking phone calls, last minute date requests or sassing. To be gotten at the sex toy shop near you, and the good ones are about $100-150. Small price to pay for peace of mind, yo. GIRL, GET THAT DILDO TODAY AND WATCH YOUR SON OF A BITCH SOON TO BE EX BOYFRIEND START TO SWEAT WITH REAL FEAR.

They pretend to like it, but they don't really. Just think, a thick slab of latex gets your pussy more than they ever will. I bought mine and am NEVER looking back. And right here let's kill the myth we ladies choose dildos because "no one else would fuck us". WTF? You're on crack, you male bitches. I turn you down all the time. WE USE DILDOS BECAUSE THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOU AND BRING LESS BULLSHIT. GOSPEL TRUTH. GET SCHOOLED.
"What the fuck do I need YOU for? I've got A DILDO that makes you look like the soft bitch you are. Get the fuck out of my house, you saggy balled twat. Technology has made your ass REDUNDANT."
by HSFATTACK September 18, 2006
 
99.
short for "Dad I'd Love to Do"; the male equivalent of MILF
That Brad Pitt is a DILDO
by doug collins February 27, 2008
 
100.
Someone who has their head up ones ass.
Quit being such a dildo, your getting corn in your hair.
by dildinator April 16, 2003
 
101.
1.) A artificial penis often used to pleasure a woman(women,girl-s-)
2.) A form of an insult
3.) My best friend
4.) A rubber,plastic,or metal penis often bigger than a real penis (because some men just are saticfying now 'n days)
5.) Miachel Jacksons' idea of "fun" at a all-boy sleepover
6.) Did I say my best friend?
1.) Kristina and I went to my house after school and used dildos on each other.
2.) Your such a dildo Philip!
3.) My dildo and I are going to the mall today, alright Mom?
4.) It's over! Your too small! Time for plan B, my dildo.
5.) Alllright kids, time to drink some Jesus Juice and play with my dild... I mean my friend...umm... Tommy! Yea, Tommy's his name.
by *The-Big-Ree* December 07, 2005
 
102.
OH you know... the word dildo can be used in so many different ways, for instance, it could be a name of someone who has their head up their ass,or the species known as man's worst enemy aka the girls secret weapon, or just a nice noise maker...
1) stop being such a dildo
2)im going out with the guys tongiht dear- thats fine, i have my DIL. (man decides to stay home after all)
3)if u didnt know it sounds much ilkes ones phone when on vibrate. so u could keep a dildo in ur purse and no one would ever really notice.
by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005
 
103.
Phallic crack pipe usually made of glass
Get your dildo and we'll smoke this crack.
by lwekjr July 10, 2008
 
104.
nice instrument used by women, in conjuction with their secure, well hung man to stimulate sex even further.
I watched her slide the 8 inch dildo in and out getting wetter for me to put in my 11 inch real hard cock
by realman October 03, 2003
 
105.
something that is very fun to watch a girl use
my girlfriend wishes there was a dildo as big as my cock
by hello! September 06, 2003