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Because most men's weiners are so small, their wife's, girlfriends, etc.... Has to use a dildo to satisfy their sexual needs
My boyfriend's weiner is so small i have to use a dildo.
by UofL May 31, 2005
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A device used to pleasure ones vagina or asshole
Harp and Felty use a dildo on eachother because neither of them can get it up.

Harp and Felty were trying to suck eachother off but decided a dildo was the best option.
by HoltRam40 May 29, 2009
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nice instrument used by women, in conjuction with their secure, well hung man to stimulate sex even further.
I watched her slide the 8 inch dildo in and out getting wetter for me to put in my 11 inch real hard cock
by realman October 03, 2003
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1. The chosen implement of the amateur proctologist and/or gynecologist, a dildo is phallus-shaped device that, when repeatedly inserted into the vagina, produces sexual pleasure.
2. A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. The origins of the name are unclear, but what is clear is that all attempts to change it have failed. The town also has its own mascot: "Captain Dildo".
As a Canadian, I find that living in Dildo, Newfoundland produces much laughter whenever the topic of my residence is brought.
by Ἀπολλύων October 31, 2016
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103
The ladies answer to MILF.
DILDO..(Dads I'd like to do once).
Can be overheard on girls night out,"That guy is such a DILDO"!
by Tcp October 06, 2013
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Used as A way for fuckboys to calm themselves down mostly used and made by horny 12 year old who want some fuck
I'm feeling horny can I borrow your dildo
by Someone who is not in trpd March 29, 2017
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Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.
"Look at those DILDOs, walking their washed and trimmed poodles."

"When we finish University and start our careers, let's be DILDOs!"

"I'd love to be a DILDO."
by Cackbag March 06, 2014
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