Top Definition
A writing instrument used to draft, write, and/or sign a contract or promissory note that fucks you out of everything you own and/or owed, plus 9.9%
They must have handed me a dildo pen when I signed the contract because after I signed it I don't have shit.
by blindedbygreed May 24, 2011

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