"So diss all you want but it won't make your weenie any bigger you dildo licker." - William Murderface of Dethklok. (Metalocalypse Season 1 Episode 5)
by FH$TGI^JO May 2, 2007
A derogitory statement impliying that the target is a fake, douche, jerk off. Comes form the word "dildo" meaning fake penis; and the word "licker" meaning one who licks things. The combination has the implied meaning that said person is not only a"dick licker" but is in fact a "fake dick licker". Popularized by the animated series Metalocalypse.
by Whiskey Tengo Foxtrot August 14, 2011
A nickname typically given to people with the name of Dave or David, who have an addiction to licking the juicy creamy cum off of a dildo.
by CockLickerDave July 17, 2022