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1. Dildo, Canada
A town on the island of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada.

Dildo won the Harrowsmith Magazine Award in 2001 as one of the ten prettiest small towns in Canada. :)
Boy: Hey where are you from?

Girl: Dildo, Canada.

Boy: ...Wtf..?
2. Canada's history
A sex act in which a jug of maple syrup is inserted into the woman's vagina and/or man's ass with the jug opening sticking out. The partner with the jug then squats over the other partner while maple syrup drips out, covering the other partner. The partner covered in syrup then fucks a beaver (if the woman is covered in syrup, a strap-on dildo is used). Then sticky, sweet, chaos ensues between the two and the beaver.
The apartment was a sticky wreck after the Canada's History from the night before. The dining room table was also missing one of its wooden legs.
3. Canada's History
1)A 2 foot long dildo designed for Grizzly bears and Joan Rivers.

2) Refers to a sex act illegal in Canada (except Quebec) involving Moose antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup. Also see "Sap Sucker" an oral sex act as well as the "Ice-hole" in which a woman/hermaphrodite gets fisted by a yeti.

3)An little known bunch of factoids about an insignificant country north of the Colbert Nation
1) Colbert: Her pussy is so wide you can put your head inside!
Me: You should get her Canada's History!

2)Colbert: Me and Demi Moore got into Canada's History last night!
Me: No pics no proof!
Colbert: (shows pics)
Me: HOLY SH#T YOU's TROLLIN

3) Who cares?
4. Canada's History
1. A depraved sexual act.

2. When three obese men sit around a woman and fart in her face.

3. A sexual act where two grandma's dressed as Hitler fuck eachother's asshole with a double-edged dildo.

4. When two hermaphrodites have double-gay sex
1. "Look at that girl! I want to educate her in Canada's history!"

2. "I heard Lucy knows Canada's history." "Yea, shes a Canadian"

3. "Damn Canadian Parliament's website pop-ups! I don't want to subscribe to the website Canada's History. I don't like granny sex or Hitler"

4. "I found some good Canada's history. The double gay kind."
5. Canada's History
A sexual act involving many articles relative to the country of Canada, now the title of a popular Canadian magazine(aka. the Beaver.) To preform said act one must first gauge a woman's vagina out with a large dildo carved from a moose's horn. One then fills the woman's vagina with as much maple syrup as possible and proceeds to have intercourse. After ejaculation into the maple syrup filled vagina one pours out the maple syrup out onto a bed of snow in the bowl of the Stanley Cup. Now one can enjoy a tasty treat by eating the cold maple syrup traditionally with a flat wooden stick (sharing said treat with the woman is optional.)
I did a Canada's History on your mom last night.
6. Canada's History
Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.
The woman was not able to walk correctly for a week after experiencing Canada's history.
7. Canada's History
A sexual act involving a man or a woman being completely naked and covered in Maple Syrup ( Must be authentic ) and wearing a helmet with dildo's for moose antlers and charging around in a room with several blindfolded naked people and trying to successfully ..... well use your imagination.
Hey you guys going to the Canada's History party over at Jasper and Wilmas house tonight? Were gonna watch the hockey game after the festivities.
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