Dickness 

The essence of dick

Scotty: Hayley totally wanted to blow me, but she already blew Kemper like an hour ago, so I denied her because I didn't want his dickness all up on my cock.

Dickness by KemperHoeDoes May 8, 2011

dikless

For men that don't have a dick.

Dickless cats 😸 are a rare species of cats #protectdicklesscats #callPeta #protectthewild #dikless

dikless by Hey mao November 23, 2018

Dickness 

Term to describe teenage boy's obession with their penis.

It's too big for my hand!
It's longer than my foot!
It's so big you need two hands to put around it!
Mines bigger than yours!
Mines so big it won't fit into a girl!
It's so chunky you could carve it!
HAHA look at the dick on the page, such dickness!

My drawing of my dicks better than yours!

Dickness by falic cymble April 23, 2010

dickness 

1. The state or quality of being a dick.
2. The property of being without heart, devoid of passion or feeling.
3. The quality of being difficult to get along with.
4. excessive sterness, harshness or severity of character.

He really liked her and she screwed up.

I heard that he was a dick to her.

Yeah, becasue of his dickness he missed out on a good thing.

dickness by nick April 7, 2005

dicknessa 

This word can be used to describe a girl who's being a total dick.

Girl 1: No, I'm not going out because I have no money, you make me drive, and you're no fun to chill with.
Girl 2: Man, stop being such a dicknessa.

dicknessa by Kaycene September 25, 2008

digness 

An expression of high approval.

Bill: I think we should stop by the fireworks store on the way home.
Tom: Digness.

digness by the_sloner June 19, 2010

Dickness Scale

The Dickness Scale is a scale from 1-12 inches. Created by two best friends named Jackie and Kennedy in GA.

Sometimes if his personality or hotness is really high then it may go above the dickness scale. There is also a Dickness Scale for chodes.

Person 1: ohhh that guy is sooo hot.
Person 2: What do you rate him on the Dickness Scale??
Person 1: He's a 72. *gets horny*

Dickness Scale by McDanger February 7, 2009