Top Definition
Acronym for "dick in hand", used to refer to something that's sexually arousing.
Dez: I've slathered myself in chocolate and I'm waiting for you in the bed.
Larry: DIH.
by Established October 03, 2005
Going home from the bar alone, without picking up a girl, hence 'dick in hand.'
"I got shot down ten times last night, so I went to bed DIH again."
by Robertino October 15, 2005
When you are caught in the act of masturbation. (Dick in hand) usually happens by a close relative.
Oh dude, I was jerking off when my mom walked in on me D.I.H.
by McBones June 04, 2010
Die in Hell

Expression used to wish death to someone
Stfu n00b, dih.

Yes im a nerd, but i will dih.
by HaWk [iTa] February 29, 2008
Dick in hand
I was peeing, and I turned around, DIH.
by dirtybittt January 07, 2011
Acronym for "Dick In Hand", meaning undesirably idle because you lack something needed to complete a task.
You'd better these computers fixed by the time my shift is back from lunch or else I'm going to have 600 workers standing here DIH.
by KenTheDefiner October 07, 2015
dick in hand - instead of AFK (away from keyboard)
person 1 - AFK guys be back in a couple mins
person 2- you mean DIH
person 1 - ?
person 2 - dick in hand.... youre gonna take a piss or jerk off right?
person 1 - yeah DIH guys
by TwoFree August 09, 2015
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