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DISGUSTANG 

The single most useful adjective in the english language.
Kid: *forgets to flush the toilet after taking a sheet*
Mother: DISGUSTANG!
DISGUSTANG by Big Stale Meme December 7, 2018

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.
Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

Dusted and Disgusted 

The ash of the CANNABIS..what's left in your piece, bowl after toking
As the bowl was passed to me it was all ash DUSTED AND DISGUSTED

post-lust disgust 

That lingering moment directly following self-induced ejaculation where the porno you are watching, which only seconds before bestowed great arousal, suddenly becomes revolting, disturbing, or downright weird.

Almost never happens pre-orgasm. Could be attributable to hormonal changes in the brain following climax, or simply be due to the fact that you came at the right moment, i.e. before stuff got gross. Also referred to as post-load odium.
8 STEPS OF SHAME:

1. Porno depicts attractive people engaging in consensual sex
2. You become tumescent/engorged, initiate self-pleasure
3. Porno continues, perhaps becoming slightly kinkier
4. You climax, shuddering and expelling fluid everywhere
5. Porno remains on due to personal exhaustion/messy hands
6. You watch, either out of laziness, boredom, or curiosity
7. Porno actress has hot, sticky semen shot unceremoniously onto her face, which is then formed by several suddenly-appearing clowns into a rather convincing Colonel Sanders mustache, which they then supplement by adding a spunk-white tuxedo of their own jizzign.
8. Post-lust disgust kicks in: you stand up and turn off your computer
post-lust disgust by prydemanz July 24, 2012

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing. 

A comment chain started by ToaLegend and was first seen on Jschlatt's, "I am disgusted." YouTube video. It is now a virus that has spread throughout many YouTube channel's comment section.
Me: oh cool, a new video from (insert channel)
Also me: *checks comments while watching*
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

disgustifaction 

The feeling of utter disgust combined with total satisfaction.
After steam cleaning all the carpet in her home, Jan felt total disgustifaction when she emptied the nasty grey water out of the machine.
disgustifaction by Strategy@Loomis January 27, 2017