Dignified Delinquent 

A dignified delinquent is cultured yet unapologetically authentic.

Even though he arrives to school with trap music playing, he is articulate in front of his students; he’s a dignified delinquent.

Dignified Delinquent by The Dignified Delinquents October 22, 2020

Dignified Doormat 

A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.

First Lady Laura Bush.

Dignified Doormat by wakeupcall April 27, 2005

Dignified burial at sea 

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine

Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"

Dignified burial at sea by me old fruity July 18, 2011

dignified prostitution 

The act of exchanging sexual acts for tangible goods within a non-platonic relationship.

Mary would not have sexual relations ("dignified prostitution") with John until he gave her the new Louis Vuitton Mirabeau GM.

dignified prostitution by southsider312 September 4, 2011

Dignified apricot 

It is a nickname made for Jeon Jungkook of BTS and for him only; used to describe and praise his cute and talented personality

“Missing my dignified apricot :(“

“Look how proud my dignified apricot looks”

“Cutest most talented dignified apricot”

Dignified apricot by Baby highness August 2, 2022

digifried 

Degradation of a cable, satellite or broadcast digital signal that results in a scrambled, pixelated television image of almost unwatchable quality.

Dude, this storm totally digifried Jack Bauer!

digifried by Bailout Bob May 5, 2009

Dognified

A dog or dogs having or showing a composed or serious manner worthy of respect! especially one standing/sitting/lying only a few feet from the dinner table that's too proud to beg, thus being "Dognified"!

- You must be so proud of you dog, she hasn't been begging at the table ones, with all this food and all these people, what happened? - I know, Lola's such a dognified little pup!

Dognified by Cybercass December 18, 2009