Used by people like Bill Gates to stop other programmers from creating a better running, more efficient operating system/software. Also see microsoft.
1. Homer Simpson's internet company, compuglobalhypermeganet got the digital axe by Bill Gates.
2. Apple computers got the digital axe by IBM
a person resembling or being Digital Axe
Digital Axe is so fat he is the deffinition of fat ass
The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in female mammals.
In laymans terms the Snatch, Cunt, Pussy.
I heard it used in this term in the village of Homer Green many many years ago from an older boy called Jason. He was telling the younger boys how he had gotten some action and remarked on the 'sent of her Snarf!'
"Did any of you lads catch a look at her 'Snarf', she didnt have any knickers on!"
While thumbing through a porno in BP Service station "look at the Snarf on her!"
-Duntzgeon: origin: Latin, for "Untz Dungeon", a cross bilunguil mix of "dunzo," "untz," "dungeon", and "dunce" (As in, when you are in the Duntzgeon, you need to wear a Dunzz hat.) Definition:
--A counterpart to the infamous "Untz", "Duntz" is a genre of Biscuits music more focused on the crunchtacular mixture of Barber's Midi-Duntzboard with Allen's complete 360 degree control of many different e-drum systems, all suppoarted by steady Brownie-bombs and whatever the fuck Magner does. Duntz is a level of jamming that frees your mind of untz and replaces it with digital distortions and uber-h3tty e-drum fills. There are no peaks, no builds, just straight Dungeon Untz, the Duntzgeon.
Guidlines and Regulations for "DUNTZ" to Exist in a Jam:
(1) Barber must be playing the midi keyboard and/or shredding skull on his Duntzzegeon Digi-Axe 9000
(2) Allen must be playing MANY e-drums, so much so that you will not be able to tell Who's E-Drums are Who's. At least once in each jam Allen must strike the fake DJ scratch noise e-drum, for this awakens your inner Duntz Chakra.
(3) Brownie must be dropping bombs
EXACT EXAMPLES OF DUNTZ, of THE 'DUNTZGEON' IN EFFECT.
(all times referred to from sbds)
-LUNAR PURSUIT-6/09/2007, at the 5:20 mark.
-SHIMMY from 6/8/2007, starting at the 15:20 mark.
-BERNSTEIN AND CHASNOFF from 8/16/2007, starting at the ten minute mark.
-BOOP from 5/25/2007, at the 15:40 mark.
-PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING from 10/27/2007
-IN THE KITCHEN, 2006/05/05, from 13:34 (this is some serious Duntz)
a chronic typo disorder which relates to the involuntary (perhaps sub conscious) key presses of random letters during typing, leading to endless typos throughout months and probably years of conversations (and quite possibly a life time of knuess affected conversations). these involuntary key presses seemingly may or may not have any relation to the actual word meant to be typed. however they are often substituted for other letters in the word.
pronunciation in regular speech: ness or noos (preferred noos)
pronunciation when yelling: NOOS!!
origination: believed to have originated from a digital viking raid on a helpless village. when a horned helmut clad and axe wielding viking entered, a crippled old man looked up and asked: "wh...who are you and what are you going to do to us??" ..........the viking replied........."knuess" .......the others behind him began to chant as they came screaming in.... "KKKNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
or maybe it just originated from the chat in the example.... whichever you think is more exciting.. you can spread the legend of the knuess as you please.
vij: *pulls your shirt collar down, pulls out your left tit, licks your nipple then bites it
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: lol
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :P
vij: *bites your nipple off then pulls out my bag of nipples
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: O_O
vij: *stares at you with your nipple set between my lips and bag open in front of me
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :'(
vij: :O cuti pi!! youre crying!! ..whats wrong?
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: knuess...
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: guess*
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: kik :P
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: lol*
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: :'( youre making fun of my retardness spelling
vij: ok ok im sorry... *puts your nipple back on your tit and pokes it with my tongue
Cuti Pi Jesikka Viking: pokes ur crotch :P