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A dog or dogs having or showing a composed or serious manner worthy of respect! especially one standing/sitting/lying only a few feet from the dinner table that's too proud to beg, thus being "Dognified"!
- You must be so proud of you dog, she hasn't been begging at the table ones, with all this food and all these people, what happened? - I know, Lola's such a dognified little pup!
Dognified by Cybercass December 18, 2009

Dignified Doormat 

A soft-spoken woman who sits with her hands folded neatly in her lap and smiles graciously as her husband runs America into the ground.
Dignified Doormat by wakeupcall April 27, 2005

Dignified burial at sea 

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"

dignified prostitution 

The act of exchanging sexual acts for tangible goods within a non-platonic relationship.
Mary would not have sexual relations ("dignified prostitution") with John until he gave her the new Louis Vuitton Mirabeau GM.

Disnified 

A society where everything is good or bad with no nuance. A society you are either a bully, or a victim.
We live in a disnified society where people are either good or bad with no nuance.
Disnified by JohnnyandRoger May 27, 2018

Dignified apricot 

It is a nickname made for Jeon Jungkook of BTS and for him only; used to describe and praise his cute and talented personality
“Missing my dignified apricot :(“

“Look how proud my dignified apricot looks”

“Cutest most talented dignified apricot”