transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

transverse digestion by joseph blough April 8, 2022

6 Digits 

Any number that has 6 digits is very sexy. They all have some great art linked to them.

Horny guy 1: Hey, any good 6 digits you got for me?
Horny guy 2: Yeah, check out 701611. Its good.
Horny guy 1: Thanks man.

6 Digits by jizzlewonker March 1, 2021

checking the digits 

v. Thorough and generally spontaneous inspection of one's fingers.

Aristotle: "Why is Socrates looking at his fingers?"
Plato: "Man, he's just checking the digits, ain't nothing wrong with that."

checking the digits by flammable_hammable March 22, 2010

Digestin' Clothes 

The old, comfy sweats that you put on after eating a huge meal.

Uggh, I shouldn't have eaten that 3rd Big Mac. I need my digestin' clothes.

Digestin' Clothes by Chief2000 January 19, 2009

auto-fellaciatic digestion 

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.

Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

auto-fellaciatic digestion by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

Can I have your digits? 

A question used to request for one's phone number.

Some jerk: "Hi, can I please have your digits so I can call you tonight?"

Girl: "I think it's best if you gave me your digits." (in other words, "I don't wanna see or talk to you ever at all")

Can I have your digits? by Elmer April 7, 2005

digits on the d floor 

The art of managing to finger a girls vagina on the dance floor

Steve: Man, i got some sweet digits on the d floor
John: Fuck yea man, thats awsome

digits on the d floor by your_name_oi August 6, 2007