Digesting Plastics 

A fun experience that will change your life forever.

I digesting plastics on a regular basis

Digesting Plastics by Robdobalina21 October 5, 2023

self-digesting 

When you have sent a friend out to buy food and they take their time, leaving you waiting, starving hungry.

Dude, why is Mike taking so long with the take-aways? I'm self-digesting!

self-digesting by Yogs March 31, 2007

transverse digestion 

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

transverse digestion by joseph blough April 8, 2022

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing. 

A comment chain started by ToaLegend and was first seen on Jschlatt's, "I am disgusted." YouTube video. It is now a virus that has spread throughout many YouTube channel's comment section.

Me: oh cool, a new video from (insert channel)
Also me: *checks comments while watching*
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.
Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing.

Truly disgusting that some “people” would do this horrible thing. by 2k._j4y February 5, 2021

Disgusting Black Creatures 

Get out of my sight.

-Shadow The Hedgehog from the game Shadow The Hedgehog

Shadow The Hedgehog: DISGUSTING BLACK CREATURES GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

Disgusting Black Creatures by Chase Hayek January 13, 2021

disgusting fatbody 

A member of the military who is clearly too fat for effective performance. Originating from Stanley Kubric's "Full Metal Jacket".

"Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, no sir!"
"And why not, Private Pyle?"
"Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir!"
"Because you are a disgusting fatbody, Private Pyle!"

disgusting fatbody by Lycomedes December 17, 2008

yo-yo dieting 

non medical term to describe the act of taking off weight and putting it right back on only to begin the cycle once again....

At the funeral home Carl's friends were overheard remarking that, instead of engaging in yo-yo dieting,he should have just picked a weight and stayed with it.....

yo-yo dieting by sheila in the car June 21, 2009