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The act of stashing contraband in the male urethra
The fuzz pulled Craig over and he had to diester his stash
diester by Morkhiemen October 1, 2021

dikester 

a person who acts like a girl but has a penis
ben is such a dikester
dikester by bonerman99 May 23, 2007

lampshade digestor 

1. Any male or female with a mouth shaped like a lampshade, circular and thin at the back but gradually getting wider.
2. Any male or female which can fit their mouth over Jade Goody's pussy and keep it there.
My brother is a real lampshade digestor.

Digaster 

Noun

1. A digital disaster. When technology goes catastrophically wrong—whether it’s a corrupted file right before a deadline, a Zoom call freezing at the worst moment, or an app update that breaks everything.

2. Any mess created by over-reliance on tech, often involving panic, swearing, and frantic Googling for solutions.

3. A digitally incompetent product, created without thinking about UI/UX or the real end-user needs.
"The WiFi died during my big presentation. Total digaster."

"She accidentally deleted the production database… what a digaster"

"The new app is a total digaster... What we're the developers thinking."
Digaster by ginkg0 September 17, 2025

disposing digested food 

Also known as DDF.Its when you have to poop a lot.
"Ugh,be right back I have to do my DDF stuff...."Jimmy said."What's DDF?"Bob said."Disposing Digested Food"Jimmy replied.

pump gallery for the sludge digestors

An insult against a group of people who are being stupid and you're not a part of it.

This is a reference to treatment of sludge generated by wastewater facilities, the pump gallery is where you watch thickened concentrated sludge be digested by micro-organisms.
Bob watches as cars continuously slide down an icy road and crash after not heeding anybodies warning or slowing down.

Bob "feels like im in the pump gallery for the sludge digestors"