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11.
The word that is used in substitution of gym. Used when lying to yourself or others about weight loss.
Bro 1: I should lose weight for summer maaaan.
Bro 2: Yeah, join the gym with me!
Bro 1: Nah, my schedule is pretty busy. I think I'll just diet.
by wiinotfit October 12, 2011
 
1.
a four-letter word that often leads to deprivation, frustration and, ultimately, failure
Diet should not be in your vocabulary.
by Claudia January 16, 2005
 
2.
A word used by large food corporations to decieve old/fat women and men into believing their product is actually remotely healthy.
Diet coke, Diet Pepsi, etc.
by Austin Kennedy July 19, 2006
 
3.
A PERMANANT EATING LIFESTYLE. Almost ALL Americans misconstrued (misinterpret) this word as a temporary change in eating habits to loose weight - such as a "protein diet"
Many Americans have a very unhealthy diet of fast food and pizza.
by Bomni February 08, 2005
 
4.
A form of torture, hence "Die" with a "t" at the end
Oh man, I shouldn't be eating so much ice cream, I'm gonna have to go on a diet.
by superblackeagle January 27, 2008
 
5.
n. A food consumption pattern lazy people take up in the place of regular exercise in order to lose weight.
Atkins, Jenny Craig, High Carbs, Low Carbs, All Protein, No Protein, No Red Meat, No Starch, No Sugar, etc.

Steve: Hey want to go eat some food?
Janet: No thanks, I'm on a diet.
by JimChach March 15, 2004
 
6.
Dare
I
eat
this?
I use the DIET method to lose wait by asking myself "dare I eat this?" before I eat anything.
by PersonWhoIsRandom January 23, 2011
 
7.
the thing your on today, then off of tomorrow
Today:
I am sooo like fat!!! Ima go ona diet for realz for realz. No more coco for me, ya heard!
Tomorrow:
uMMMM...them chips look good as hellz.... fuck it, im already fat, why dont I live a little?? (chomps on chips)
by MCRfan4life January 10, 2006