Slang/metaphor to signify friendship and levels thereof.

Diesel: Friendly
Dieselness or Dieselhood: Friendliness

DIESEL SCALE:

0-33%: American Diesel- Below 50 Cetane (New Friend - Regular Friend)

33-66%: European Diesel- Above 50 Cetane (Regular Friend - Good Friend)

66-100%: Biodiesel- Cetane Unknown but helpful to the environment. (Good Friend - Best Friend)

100% & up: Fuel Cell (like those prototype Hydrogen Fuel Cells. In other words, if the Opposite Sex is Fuel Cell towards you, they like you more than a friend.)

Fuel Cell is Heterosexual only. Homosexual love is so different it requires its own fuel! See Solar Power.
(DISCLAIMER:

- Never, EVER spray Diesel Fuel on a person acting gasoline towards you!

- Even though it sounds like a quick & easy fix to a friendship, it will NOT work!

- In fact, their gasolinism will worsen, or worse- their stance towards you may sink to the abyss of being Jet Fuel!!

- This is only a slang/metaphor/analogy so please keep this in mind!)


Example 1: Hey Dane, why aren't you being Diesel tonight? Oh, DGray is possessing you again?? Dane, I know you're in there somewhere, so fight him out of your body!

Example 2: So Josh, how Diesel is your girlfriend?

Josh: She's more than that; She's pretty Fuel Cell, man!

Example 3: The most important part is- you survived. That's the most diesel thing you can ever do for us.

Example 4: That guy is acting a little TOO diesel towards you! Do you think he's showing a little... ...solarity?

Example 5: While I was on the phone at a gas station, when I saw a diesel truck pass, they increased my credit limit to $750.

However, I was at this gas station that didn't serve any diesel, so when I got done refueling, I saw a car rear-end another, which is a pretty gasoline thing to happen!
by Java February 08, 2005
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Awesome or strong, as in physcical power. Also - great, cool, or sexy.
"He's diesel."
"She's diesel."
"Its diesel."
by Randy Roberts January 10, 2003
Diesel is the name used to describe the special scent that attracts the opposite sex. Most generally used with a large scale of the opposing sex.
Wow, Bryan is definitely wearing Diesel today. Every girl is all over him.
by B.Wake and P. Money February 22, 2010
Diesel is not car fuel and oil mixed together, it's not a type of "gas," it is a lower-grade petroleum distillate used in DIESEL ENGINES which has a much higher flashpoint and whose fumes are non-explosive as opposed to gasoline's. Diesel engines use "compression-ignition" (the heat of highly compressed air in the combustion chamber) to ignite a very fine mist of diesel fuel. Used in heavy-duty trucks, generators, pumps, etc. for their higher specific torque (vs. gasoline) and greater fuel efficiency. Modern diesels are very clean, efficient, smooth, and quieter.
My Ford/Chevy/Dodge truck has a diesel engine which runs on diesel fuel. Neato!
by Hammond B-3 October 30, 2003
extremely muscular, huge, big, a bodybuilder
damn, you seen Jamal lately? muthafucka's diesel, man!
by Iluvevans August 17, 2003
Around the northern NJ area diesel is a code word for heroin
A brief use of the word in a conversation:

Dealer: Yo what you need man?
Buyer: i'm looking for diesel bro
Dealer: i got you
by PJ April 08, 2004
Definition #1- Heroin
Definition #2- Big, Muscular, usually someone with alot of muscles.
On my block we pump diesel, sell packs, and pitch crack

My father is so diesel, he makes a tanktop look like a bra
by Race908 August 31, 2006
To be unstoppable at something. Bad ass.
Angie Miller is so diesel that she has 18 wheels and doesn't even know it..look out world!
by mcbain02 June 11, 2013

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