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1. Mercedes-Benz Diesel
The FIRST auto maker to use a diesel engine in a production passenger car.
Known to be as strong as a brick, last 1 million miles, and get good fuel milage.
People in Finland can get over 400whp from turbocharged 3 litre Mercedes Diesel engines. (OM 603 and OM606)
Mercedes-Benz Diesel's are class leading engines in europe and quickly becoming common in america.
Mercedes-Benz Diesel are rock solid, fast, and clean engines.
2. Big Diesel
Word used largely in Eastern Tennessee to describe a man's large penis. Also can be used in the shorter form diesel, to describe a really outstanding or "cool" individual. However word is not interchangable with cool/nice etc. It is specifically used for a certain way of acting.
Individuals referred to as Diesel usually have the following traits:
1. crudely humored.
2. Usually Pyschically Large (and in charge)
3. Open mind to their own ideas.
4. When ever possible will express dominance on weaker people.
5. May drive a cadillac, BMW, Chrysler, Landrover, or Peugot (in europe only)
6. Often will enjoy fanship of contact sports
7. When asked his interest will repond as follows: A good meal and a hot woman.
"Hey Diesel Whats up?"
"Thats Big diesel over there"
"Oh Diesel do it harder"
"Hey Diesel"
"Yes my name is Diesel, but you can call me Daniel or what ever"
3. diesil dick
A term used by morons that don't know how to spell DIESEL. (LMC)
diesil dick is the stiffie that dumb people get from pumping GAS into a diesel FUELED vehicle.
LMC is a retard that can't spell "Diesel".
diesil dick is the improper spelling of "Diesel dick"
4. sour diesel
A strain of cannabis originated from the Umass Amherst area, rumored to be an offshoot of the breader ChemDawg from the days of www.overgrow.com Was quite popular amoung weed conisuers in Boston and New York in 2000. Was originally a whispy light weight strain. Soma later introduced a strain called NYCSD "New York City Sour Diesel". Claims some rasta gave it to him in NYC, how ever this strain did not originate from NYC and was most likely was other strains bred for similarity with the original, most likely shares parentage with the currently popular grapefruit strain. Because of avalabilty Soma's obviously different strain at the peak of NYCSD popularity the original from the streets of New York became known as ECSD "East Coast Sour Diesel" You can still find the original at the Grey Area coffe shop in Amsterdam. RezDawg of Resivoir seeds uses the original Sour diesel in his sour diesel strains. How ever they have been bred for more weight while keeping the potency. RezDawg's sourdiesel strains are generaly cosidered the standard now.

So how to tell the difference, Sour diesel from soma or soma breeds will be a limey sorta green where as the original was a darker almost blueish hue. This darker hue is quite evident in the strains from Rezdawg. The original smells like a diesel fuel spill at a gas station when broken up where as the Soma strain has a fruity graipfuitish smell.
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5. Diesel as fuck
1.)Something so diesel, too much exposure can cause extream migraine head achs that will eventually lead to death.

2.)One of the only times that describing something with "as fuck" is acceptable.
a.)"Did you hear the new Psyopus song? Its diesel as fuck!"

b.)"Jesus Christ that soda was diesel as fuck"

c.)"Mike Patton is diesel as fuck."
6. Diesel mercedes
Vehicle that will go forever, many 500,000 miles with no major maintenence. The larger S-class sedan averages 28 mpg with a 5,500 pound chassis. The safest comercially produced cars available. They are also equiped to run on Bio-Diesel and can be converted to run on vegtable oil. Mercedes was the first automaker to put a diesel engine in a passenger car, and in 1974 was the first one to offer it in a turbo charged version. An early model diesel mercedes can be bought for under 2,000 usd and will last forever. You can also smash hondas with them. Racing teams in Finland have been known to produce over 400 wheel horse power with the 5 cylinder 3.0 litre turbo diesel mercedes. It also set the world record for fuel economy at Lemans in 1975, a record which has still not been broken. True story: I was driving my 1979 300SD down a windy road, and I hit some gravel and slid into a large pole. I was going about 70 mph when I hit the pole and the following damage was done to my mercedes: Broken Turnsignal, Cracked headlight casing, Scratched chrome on bumper, Broken Fog light. If you were to hit that pole in a honda going the same spee...
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7. jerry can
A five gallon metal can (usually green) with three tubular handles on top and a metal screw on/off cap used by the military to hold gasoline, diesel fuel, etc.
Hey Corporal Smith! Get your ass down to the fuel farm and fill up those jerry cans ASAP!
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