Too long didn't read

A generic, and sometimes humorous, reply to someone who took way too much time describing something, while the description would've been sufficiently clear and complete with less words. The term is both used by impatient kids when they can't concentrate long enough to read more then two sentences, and the more intelligent generation-X poster when the "long post" in question could've been described just as well, but much shorter, this comment can be taken either way.

Also a reply to long, attention-whorey spam topics.

Politically Involved Chap: (long rant about the state of affairs in the presidential houses of middle-west Europe)
Nooblet455: OMG TOO LOGN DIDNT READ!1

SpamClown69: (Long rant about rubber duckies and why he loves to rub his genitals with them)
MatureFolk: Too long, didn't read. Idiot.

Too long didn't read by Grey December 20, 2004

Too long didn't read

Too long. The correct usage is TL;DR.

OP: *Insert original post here*
Reply1: Too long didn't read.
Reply2: ^ TL;DR

Too long didn't read by Coffa October 6, 2006

she didn't even leave me on read 

A most depressing set of circumstances. Sadly there is no way to mend your mistakes. What is done is done. She saw that you wrote her something but didn't even check to see what it was.

Damn, she didn't even leave me on read. Time to sink deeper into depression and rebuild my self-esteem... eventually.

she didn't even leave me on read by Sojourner--- October 10, 2019

Reading? I didn't know you could read. 

The sentence Draco Malfoy says to one of his goons (that is actually Harry in disguise) when he see that he is wearing glasses

Person one: "Why are you wearing glasses?"

Person two: "Uh. Reading?"

Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*

Reading? I didn't know you could read. by Clara Winters July 17, 2022

too long didn't bother reading 

Phrase often used on internet message boards to indicate that the poster felt that the previous post addressing him was too long, and therefore he did not read it.

These long posts generally contain a variety of carefully and maturely presented facts on the topic at hand, intended to provide an argument against the poster's views. These posts are generally too long and too content-filled for today's average Joe Internet who is always on the go and never posts more than two lines at a time.

that definition was too long didn't bother reading

too long didn't bother reading by Irving Washington March 30, 2003

Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up 

Very picky about women

Typical George Costanza: Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up
A Weird Bitch: heyyyyy what’s up?

Deleted every girl who’s ass I didn’t want to eat rope nerds out of So if you’re reading this what’s up by 🐸phroggy April 26, 2020