diddums 

How sad, how unfortunate, poor you. Used in a mocking way

You: My cat cratched me,
Friend: Awww diddums.

diddums by Dave March 28, 2003

dindumobile 

A vehicle that a dindu had "borrowed" and now drives.
The more advanced the dindumobile, the more a dindu nuffin has to increase its skill in order to operate such vehicle. Sometimes this is a huge deterrent since dindus naturally have an average IQ of 65.

Last week, Tyrone "received" his new dindumobile - a shiny new bike! Now it's muddy and almost broken, but that's okay with Tyrone because there are many bikes in this world and he is just one dindu nuffin.
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I recently went to the cops to report my old Honda Civic was stolen. When the cops arrived at the dindu's house it said "SHIEEEEETTTTT I DINDU NUFFIN DIS MUH DINDUMOBILE WE WUZ KANGZ U RASIS WHITE COP CRACKAH I DINDU IT". Fortunately the dindu wasn't in my Honda Civic when he said that, otherwise my car would've been full of bullet holes.

dindumobile by OOGABOOGAGORILLA July 23, 2018

Didums 

A word used sarcastically. Generally to someone who is looking for synpathy or pity.

"aww.. poor didums."

Didums by Dimruthien June 20, 2004

didums 

A great word, used sarcastically to insult somebody who feels bad about themselfs or has hurt themselfs and is talking about it. The injury is usually minor but emphisised.

Dan: Oww my arm kills.
Jimmy: aww poor didums, shall I kiss it better?

didums by www.bloodbanx.com March 3, 2005

Diedums 

Similar to didums except it is pronounced differently (die-dums).
It's more up to date than didums while still sarcastic and is only really used when someone is not being serious.

Person 1: "Hey u stole my seat" (lol)

Person 2: "Diedums"

Diedums by Meh_x March 30, 2009

Diddums 

A sarcastic remark for when something doesn't go someone's way. Generally following the word Aww.

"I can't buy any Chocolate"
"Aww, Diddums"

Diddums by LZ Stealth April 10, 2010

diddums 

diddums British
interjection
HUMOROUS
an expression which seems sympathetic but which really means the opposite
"I hurt my finger." "Ah diddums!"

(A) "Our children want to play in the mud." "Diddums!"
(B) They have decided to take part in the marathon in their holidays." "Oh diddums!"
(C) "The neighbors on the third floor are at it again." "Ah diddums!"

diddums by Dave888 December 20, 2002