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3. diddler
a child molester. derived from "kiddy diddler". one doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child porn especially on a school computer, and then gets caught and suspended for it, but doesn't get the clue, and then gets busted twice by the police for possesion of child pornography on their home computer can be considered a diddler.
matt cohen is such a diddler
by ya Sep 2, 2004 add a video
1. diddler
One who thinks sexually unlawful things about children. Derived from "kiddy diddler". One doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. Anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child pornography, can be considered a diddler. Goof-diddler is a stronger variation of diddler. it suggests that the person being called it (a diddler of high recogizance) went to prison for diddling. Fuckin' diddlers. Diddlers make you feel guilty for having a girlfriend younger than you because of the unsettleness in society, having heard too many stories of diddlers being put behind bars.
These fuckin' goof-diddlers are giving our city such a bad name. The diddler vibes pulsating from them are so strong, I feel felonious taking my girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, out in public, as I, myself, feel the adamant eyes of fellow citizens around me indubitably convicting me of the loathesome act that is goof-diddlitry.
by Chance Jan 19, 2005 add a video
2. Diddler
The sphinx of pedophiles.
"Answer me these questions three. Question the first: Will I diddle you? Questions two and three: refer to question one."

-The Diddler
4. Diddler
A Pedophile, Someone who has an attraction to little children.
"That man in a burgandy sweater is a diddler!"
5. diddler
A moderator of an online forum that doesn't really moderate, but just "diddles" with the decor/controls.
thecaboose.net (or in larger scale, ezboard.com) - "diddlers" don't really have much control, only the ezops have any real say in banning, etc. But they do like to change up the colors, links, images, etc, to spark imagination and conversation.
by SecretAgentWoman Aug 17, 2005 add a video
6. diddler
a young man who dates an underage girl. there is nothing really that wrong with this, it's just frowned upon in society.
"My 21 year old buddy went out wit a 16 year old girl"

"Wow, what a diddler!"
7. diddler
An arch-villain who is usually in league with others of the same type. The names are pronounced in a loud, stentorian voice.
Commissioner, we think the Diddler might be involved here... and the Nippler as well !!
by Johnny Chingas Jan 13, 2004 add a video
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