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9.
1. Australasian slang for the phallus, often used by small children before they learn more inappropriate pseudonyms for "penis".

2. A word commonly used instead sex.

3. A word used to describe a lack of activity.

4. A word used to describe someone being defeated in any manner.
1. "Wow, that Jared boy has a tremendous diddle!"

2. "Fuck me, i'd love to diddle Susan tonight."

3. The boys diddled about instead of going to class.

4. "Dude, i hear you got diddled in Tae-kwon-do on Saturday!"
by the godsmith May 22, 2008
 
1.
when one of the female gender fingers themself to the point or orgasm
That girl diddled herself.
by poop December 13, 2003
 
2.
Stimulation to the clit, mostly in female masterbation, but can also apply when someone else is joined in the stimulation.
friend #1: "What are you doing tonight?"
friend #2: "I don't know, probably stay here and diddle my skittle- wanna help?"
by Malaine Boheme February 12, 2006
 
3.
1. To touch or caress the genitals in some way.

2. Female masturbation.

3. To cheat or swindle.

4. To ram a bottle up your own, or someone else's arse.
1. I diddled my cat yesterday.

2. I caught her diddling in the broom cupboard!

3. He diddled me out of that job.

4. www.diddlers.info

As you can see, confsuing the various meanings of the word will result in a big mess...
by Jimmay July 30, 2004
 
4.
-to touch oneself in a sexual manner.

-to masturbate.
''She diddles herself. Alottt.''

''He wanted sexual satisfaction, but his girlfriend couldn't come over...so he diddled himself instead.''
by kazspeanutt December 01, 2009
 
5.
The name given to one who fingers the female genitalia.
Did you here Jim fingered Sally?

Yeah Diddles is at it again.
by Mike Huntson March 25, 2010
 
6.
The rebounding of a drumstick so that two notes are played in succession, usually at the same dynamic, to generate a faster way of playing strokes.
You can't play a drum roll without knowing how to diddle.
by r0x0rw00t June 20, 2005
 
7.
verb; the act of "slipping" ones fingers into the damp and dark inners of a females reproductive organ.
maaaaaaan, i slipped a diddle!" or "it would be rude not to, slip a diddle."
by nosecandy69 May 01, 2011